Tuesday Teabag, December 4, 2012 – Bob Costas

No one has been more controversial this past week than Bob Costas.  Who knew such a small man could cause so much controversy.  For those living in bubble, let’s recap:  Over the weekend, the sports world was rocked with a horrible tragedy:  Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher shot and killed his girlfriend, and then headed to Arrowhead where he shot and killed himself.  The story gets even sadder, knowing that he left a 3 month old daughter behind and that his coaches were there when he shot himself.

That should be the story:  a horrible family tragedy that unfortunately unfolded in the public eye.  But no, apparently the story’s not sensational enough for the media.  Cue Mighty Mouse.

While the Machine was (re)checking its fantasy scores Sunday night (don’t worry, we made the playoffs) we listened to Costas deliver his halftime monologue.  And what we heard shocked us.

Instead of respectfully commentating on the tragedy, maybe advocating for more counseling and related services for players, Costas took a sharp left (pun intended) and felt it appropriate to go on a gun control rant.

Quoting Jason Whitlock, who really should share this Tuesday Teabag, Costas proclaimed:  “In the coming days, Jovan Belcher’s actions and their possible connection to football will be analyzed.  Who knows? But here…is what I believe.  If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today.”  This is absurd and infuriating for several reasons.

First, let’s stop saying that crimes are committed because of accessibility to guns.  Banning guns won’t stop people from using them.  Drugs are illegal, but the last time we checked, by our unscientific method of attending a Dave Mathews Band concert, a lot of people smoke weed.  Legal or not, if someone wants to get a gun, just like if someone wants a blunt, they’ll find it.

Second, saying they’d both be alive if Jovan didn’t have a gun is sensationalism at its best.  You have no fucking clue what would happen.  OJ (or the real killer) didn’t have a gun.  The rush to blame everything except the actions of people says a lot about our society.  It’s not McDonald’s fault you’re fat…it’s your inability to lay off the fucking McNuggets and Mountain Dew.

Perhaps most infuriating is the blatant violation the “Know your role” rule.  Do you get financial advice from your garbage man?  How about culinary tips from your accountant?  Ever watch the weather for home improvement tips?  Of course not.  The Machine would have less of a problem if Chris Mathews got on a gun control soapbox on Hardball.  That’s his job, he knows his role, and that’s what really puts Costas in The Machine’s crosshairs.  You’re an elf-like man that appears on Sundays for football and every two years for the Olympics.  You’re pretty much a Gremlin (note: do not feed Costas after midnight), but you’re a sports Gremlin.  Don’t think you’re anything more than that (ask Keith Olberman).  Politics shouldn’t find its way into halftime.  Don’t push the leftist media agenda when all we want are highlights from the Jets game. 

Your ceiling, while actually shorter than most because you live in a dollhouse, is sitting fireside interviewing the gold medalist in the Women’s Freestyle.  Know.  Your.  Role.

Enjoy your teabag.

Week 14 Staff Picks – ATS

Games Roid Rage Ginger King Results
Last week (Year to date):
10-5-1 (45-40-2)
5-10-1 (46-39-2)
Denver (-10) @ Oakland  Denver  Denver
Philadelphia @ Tampa Bay (-9)  TB  PHIL
Dallas @ Cincinnati (-3)  Cincy  Dallas
San Diego @ Pittsburgh (-7)  Pitt  Pitt
St. Louis @ Buffalo (-3)  Buffalo  Buffalo
Atlanta (-3.5) @ Carolina  Carolina  Atlanta
Chicago (-2.5) @ Minnesota  Minnesota  Chicago
KC @ Cleveland (-7)  Cleveland  Cleveland
Baltimore @ Washington (-1.5)  Baltimore  Baltimore
Tennessee @ Indianapolis (-5)  Indy  Indy
NYJ (-2.5) @ Jacksonville  Jax  Jax
Miami @ San Francisco (-11.5)  Miami  San Fran
Arizona @ Seattle (-11.5)  Seattle  Seattle
New Orleans @ NYG (-4.5)  NYG  NYG
Detroit @ Green Bay (-7)  GB  GB
Houston @ New England (-3.5)  Houston  New England
*Odds courtesy of 5dimes, Thursday afternoon
Lock & Load!
RR: Cleveland (-7), GB (-7), Carolina (+3.5)
GK:  Indy (-5), Dallas (+3), Pittsburgh (-7)Fun with numbers: In the last five weeks….

  • Ginger King is 5-0 in picking the correct outcome of the Oakland Raider games (6-0 if you count Thursday nights beat down)!  The King is also 4-1 in picking the Cincinnati Bengals games.
  • The Machine is a combined 5-11 in games with double-digit spreads.  However, in games with spreads two points or less, The Machine is a combined 19-13.
  • In games that Roid Rage and Ginger King pick the same winner: 21-18-2
  • Roid Rage has correctly predicted the last 4 San Diego Chargers games and is 4-1 in the last 5 Carolina Panthers games.

Homer Report: In the last 5 weeks…..

  • Ginger King is 0-4 in picking the NY Giants games (dude, it’s okay to take off the Eli jersey and wash it every once in a while).
  • Roid Rage is 3-2 in picking the Buffalo Bills games.

 

 

 

 

Week 13 – Sleepers

In a business where you are only as good as your last pick, The Machine is on fire!  T.Y. Hilton and Colin Kaepernick exploded last week; if you needed them in a pinch last week they more than delivered.  And in C-Kaps case he could be a huge asset during the fantasy playoff push with tasty matchups on the schedule (St. Louis, Miami, New England, Seattle).

The Machine likes these players chances to come through for you this week….

1. Rashad Jennings, RB (58%Y!)  – It looks like a typical December Sunday morning in Western New York as arctic winds and ominous rain clouds move in over the despondent and hopeless fan base. While the Bills have tighten their defence in the last month or so, they are still a mess.  Jennings, who showed absolutely nothing while filling in for MJD (subsequently losing his job to Jalen Parmele) gets a second shot at redemption. He should be able to muster 85 total yards and a score in a game that should feature the run.  A solid flex and low-end option.

2. Russell Wilson, QB (22%Y!) – A rookie QB, playing on the road,  two time zones from home against a top 3 defense.  It doesn’t add up right? Wrong!  The Bears are going to focus their attention on BeastMode, leaving some opportunities on the back-end for the passing game.  The thing you have to like about the undersized Wilson is that he is a gamer.  He has some mobility so he could move the chains a couple of times with his legs.  Plus, if this game gets out of hand there will be a chance for GTP.  Certainly not someone you can rely on, but he could be a sneaky play this week.  Proceed with caution.

3. Brandon LaFell, WR (29%Y!) – The Machine was a big time believer in the Carolina passing attack heading into this season (hey, we don’t get them right all the time).  Cam Newton and offensive coordinator Rob Chudzinski simply haven’t made the necessary adjustments for this offense to take the next step.  That said, there has been a shift of philosophy in Carolina, with the firing of GM Marty Hurney (that’s what you get for drafting Jimmy Clausen!) and demotion of DeAngelo Williams.  The changes and decisions made behind the scenes have resulted in a more wide open offensive attack; with LaFell being a beneficiary, with a combined line of 8/167/2 in his last two games.  LaFell has a great shot of scoring his third TD in as many weeks, as the Panthers take on the Belcher-less Chiefs (too soon?!).

4. Mario Manningham, WR (22%Y!) – Two words: Colin Kapernick.  This offense has a completely new identity and philosophy with the gifted young QB under center.  While it’s hard to figure the niners from week-to-week (see Vernon Davis’s zero catches last week), Manningham has shown decent rapport with C-Kap.  He is a high WR4, low WR3 option this week.

Others to consider: Chad Henne, QB (12%Y!), Micheal Floyd, WR (5%Y!), Marty Bennett, TE (51%Y!), Dallas Clark, TE (22%Y!)

Week 13 Staff Picks – ATS

Games Roid Rage Ginger King Results
Last week (Year to date): 7-8-1 (35-35-1) 7-8-1 (41-29-1)  
New Orleans @ Atlanta (-3.5)  New Orleans  New Orleans  Atlanta by 10
Seattle @ Chicago (-3.5)  Chicago  Chicago  Seattle by 6
Houston (-7) @ Tennessee  Houston  Houston  Houston by 14
New England (-9) @ Miami  Miami  NE  NE by 7
Jacksonville @ Buffalo (-7)  Buffalo  Jacksonville  Buffalo by 16
Indianapolis @ Detroit (-5)  Indy  Indy  Indy by 2
Carolina (-3) @ Kansas City  KC  Carolina  KC by 6
Arizona @ NYJ (-4.5)  NYJ  Arizona  NYJ by 1
San Francisco (-8) @ St. Louis  San Fran  San Fran  STL by 3
Minnesota @ Green Bay (-9.5)  Minny  Green Bay  GB by 9
Tampa Bay @ Denver (-8)  Denver  Denver  Denver by 8
Cleveland @ Oakland (N/A)  Cleveland  Cleveland  Cleveland by 3
Cincinnati @ San Diego (PK)  Cincy  Cincy  Cincy by 7
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore (-6.5)  Baltimore  Baltimore  Pitt by 3
Philadelphia @ Dallas (-11)  Philly  Dallas  Dallas by 5
NYG (-2) @ Washington  Washington  NYG  Wash by 1
Lock & Load!
RR: Chicago (-3.5), Cincy (PK), NYJ (+4.5)
GK:  Baltimore (-6.5), NE (-9), Carolina (-3)

Tuesday Teabag, November 27 – Fireman Ed

There were a lot of things to be thankful for over the past week:  an endless supply of stuffing, pie, and football.  Who cares if you have to spend it with family members (that’s what alcohol is for), you’re still coming out on top!  Even though the week was filled with thanks, there were still a healthy supply of teabags to go around.  Receiving HMTs (honorable mention teabags) this week (the first ever) are:

  1. Ndamukung Suh for his junk kick to Matt Schaub.  The Machine saw it live and watched the replay over and over and there’s only one conclusion:  Of course it was intentional.  The Machine loves a good villain, but Suh is a straight up douche-star.  That the NFL didn’t suspend him is truly amazing.
  2. Jim Schwartz for throwing the challenge flag on a scoring play, thus nullifying the automatic review.  If you’ve ever yelled at a player for committing a dumb penalty (like say, when your defense holds on third down only for the lineman that made the tackle to head-butt the opponent) now you know why:  emotions run high, and football players are not really smart people.  Well, add coaches to that list too.  You know the rule Jim.  Sure, the rule’s asinine, but it’s still the rule.  You’re the coach…you’re supposed to be in control of your emotions, but I guess we can’t expect much from the guy involved in Handshake Gate.  Note to self, do not go hunting with Jim Schwartz (“hey Jim, did you hear that sound over there?” [BAM, BAM, BAM…walking over to bushes] “nope not a deer…just another hunter.  Umm, let’s go.”)

While both Suh and Coach Schwartz are worthy choices, this weeks’ Tuesday Teabag goes to none other than Fireman Ed, the iconic Jets fan who leads the stadium in the very tough cheer that involves spelling the word Jets AND saying it three times (you try doing that without a spotter).

Anyway, Fireman Ed has decided to retire.  That’s right, the team’s number 1 fan has quit on them.  After the Thanksgiving massacre to the Patriots, Fireman Ed deleted his twitter account (note:  anyone over the age of 50 should not have a twitter account) and announced to the world he’s done.  It’s understandable to want to quit on the Jets…it’s apparent the players have already done so.  But what’s interesting is the reason behind him hanging up the Most. Annoying. Cheer. Ever.

Fireman Ed didn’t retire because he’s upset with the team, disgusted over the product the Jets put out while charging their fans ridiculous amounts of money (how do you like ‘dem PSL fees?).  Nope, Fireman Ed quit because other Jets fans are assholes.  “The stadium has become divided because of the quarterback controversy,” bemoans Fireman Ed.  “The fact that I chose to wear a Mark Sanchez jersey this year, and that fans think I am on the payroll — which is an outright lie — have made these confrontations more frequent. Whether it’s in the stands, the bathroom or the parking lot, these confrontations are happening on a consistent basis.”

This ranks right up there with Tebow and foot-gate on the Jets freakshow meter.  How bad are things for the Jets?  Their own fans are turning on each other.  You can’t really get more toxic than that.

But come on, Fireman Ed, don’t be such a pussy!  Man up.  Did you ever come upon a burning building and say “hey guys, that fire’s a little too hot, I’m gonna sit this one out.”  Of course not.  You wanted to be the center of attention and the leader of a bunch of drunk (and apparently spelling-challenged) Long Islanders.  With great power comes great responsibility.

What’s even worse, he’s still going to show up to the games, just not as Fireman Ed.  You think the fans won’t bust your balls for that?  Also, it’s going to lead to some awkward TV shots of a despondent plain clothes Ed, sans fireman helmet and dignity.

What are the Jets going to do now (besides implode and further rot away their fanbase)?  Who’s going to lead their fans?  The Machine votes for drunk Joe Namath…now that guy knows how to party, right Suzy?

Anyway, here’s to you Fireman Ed.  A Tuesday Teabag to add to your collection of worthless acknowledgments you’ve received over the years.  Also, The Machine’s calling total bullshit on you.  Guaranteed that you’ll pull a Favre and come out of retirement by next season.

Week 12 – Sleepers

Alright, we’ll get right to it.  Here are you Week 12 Sleepers.

  1. T.Y. Hilton, WR (42%, Y!).  T.Y. has a great match up against a very giving Bills secondary.  T.Y. has quietly put together a solid rookie season thus far (30/455/4), has established good rapport with fellow rookie Andrew Luck, and should get plenty of looks in the slot today.
  2. Brandon Gibson, WR (15%, Y!).  With Danny Amendola out (again), Gibson should see plenty of targets.  St. Louis should come out of the gate throwing against Arizona.  Gibson’s coming off of a 2 TD performance last week, and is still available in 85% of leagues.  Plug him in as a solid WR3 or Flex.
  3. Colin Kaepernick, QB (33%, Y!).  Jim Harbough’s clearly not a “dance with the girl you came with” kind of guy, as he just dumped Alex Smith in favor of the younger, hotter Kaepernick.  Can’t blame you there, coach.  Colin should explode vs. the porous Saints secondary.  Also, look for him to get some bonus points as a dual threat QB via the run (yes, we’re calling a rushing TD).  Hey, dumping Smith may backfire for the Niners, but who gives a shit.  All you care about is getting into your fantasy playoffs.
  4. Charlie Batch, QB (1%, Y!).  Look, if you’re starting Charlie Batch, your team likely has a lot of problems.  There’s a reason he’s available in 99% of leagues.  But, The Machine’s all about finding that diamond in the rough, and Charlie could be of some use today.  Sure, we thought he retired ten years ago, but that just means he’s well rested.  Playing against the Browns, he should be able to dink and dunk his way to 200 yards, plus a touch or two.  If you win with Batch as your QB, think of all the shit you can talk.

WEEK 12 Staff Picks – ATS

Games Roid Rage Ginger King Results
Last week (Year to date):
7-7 (28-27)
7-7 (34-21)
 
 Houston (-3) @ Detroit Houston  Houston Houston by 3
 Washington @ Dallas (-3) Dallas  Dallas Wash by 7
 New England (-7) @ NYJ NYJ  NE NE by 30
 Denver (-10.5) @ Kansas City Denver  Denver  Denver by 8
 Tennessee (-3) @ Jacksonville Tennessee  Jacksonville  Jax by 5
 Buffalo @ Indianapolis (-3) Buffalo  Indy  Indy by 7
 Oakland @ Cincinnati (-9.5) Oakland  Cincy  Cincy by 24
Minnesota @ Chicago (N/A) Chicago  Minnesota  Chicago by 18
 Pittsburgh (-1) @ Cleveland Pitt  Pitt  Cleveland by 6
 Seattle (-3) @ Miami Miami  Seattle  Miami by 3
 Atlanta @ Tampa Bay (PK) Atlanta  Atlanta  Atlanta by 1
Baltimore (-1) @ San Diego Baltimore  Baltimore  Baltimore by 3
 St. Louis @ Arizona (-1) St. Louis  Arizona  STL by 14
 San Francisco @ New Orleans (PK) San Fran  New Orleans  San Fran by 10
 Green Bay @ NYG (-2.5) Green Bay  Green Bay  NYG by 28
 Carolina (-3) @ Philadelphia Carolina  Carolina  Carolina by 8
 
Lock & Load…..and give thanks!  
RR: Baltimore (-1), Carolina (-3), St. Louis (+1)
GK: Denver (-10.5), Baltimore (-1), Indy (-3)
 

Tuesday Teabag, November 20, 2012 – Alex Smith v. Colin Kaepernick

This weeks’ Tuesday Teabag is up for grabs.  There’s currently a quarterback controversy brewing in Brokeback Mountain, as the 49ers decide between Alex “Game Manager” Smith and the young gun, Colin “Captain Hip” Kaepernick.  Who will win the starting job and (more importantly) who will win the Tuesday Teabag?  Let’s just say tensions are running high in San Francisco.  The Machine was able to get this exclusive audio (transcribed below) from Tuesday morning’s quarterback meeting.  Read on.

Put me in coach

A. Smith: [sipping bottled water] Ok Coach, just finished watching the game tape on New Orleans.  Doc’s cleared me to play, my head feels good, and I’m ready to go.  Can’t wait to get back out there.  Just one question:  how come I haven’t received the playbook yet?  I’m guessing it got misplaced.  No big deal, I can get it from you now.

**door flies open**

Hey laaaadies!

C. Kaepernick: C-Kap is in the house biotch! HOLLA! [slams Redbull] What’s poppin’ coach?! Yo, Andy, what hurt more: the head shot that knocked your silly ass out last week or losing your job this week?! You’ll be needing this [hands Alex a clipboard].

Ball so hard baby, that’s the name of the game!  70% completion percentage and 2 TDs against the best defense in the league not named the 49ers.  When is the last time you completed 70% of your passes Mr. 59% career passer rating?  The scary part is that I didn’t even run, which might be an even bigger asset than my cannon arm.  Hell, coach didn’t scale back the gameplan, in fact they expanded the playbook to include more deep balls.  You’re limited brah, plain and simple.  Let’s face it, Harbaugh inherited you when he was hired; they targeted me and traded 3 draft picks to move up and get me.  The future is now!  As in crushing the Bears, now!  As in doin’ my thang against the Saints, now!  As in leading this team to the Superbowl, now!  You had you chance last year and we know how that turned out, EPIC FAIL!

Don’t worry brah, you’ve always got that “first pick in the draft” and that “one win against the Saints” to hang your hat on.

A. Smith:  You can’t be serious?  You win one game, and all of a sudden you’re Joe Fucking Montana?  That’s adorable.  And stop talking like some skater punk…you know you were born in Milwaukee, right BRO!

What you young kids don’t appreciate is respect for the game.  The 49ers have a long and storied history of quarterback greatness.  Guess who holds the record for fewest ints in a season, most 4th quarter comebacks in a season, and most consecutive pass attempts without an interception?  ALEX SMITH!!!  And I did all that shit last year, while leading the niners to a 13-3 record and within seconds of the Superbowl.  Epic fail my ass…take that bullshit to Kyle “how the fuck is he still on this team” Williams.  I did my job.

And now it’s time for you to do your job as my backup.  And let me let you in on a little secret.  You’ll never make it in this league as a starter.  You’re a poor man’s Kordell Stewart.  So you can run, too?  Wow…that’s impressive.  But you know what you young, immature, me first, disrespectful “new school” players don’t get?  Your success is as long as your attention span.  Defenses catch up to you quicker than your inevitable child support payments.  How’s Tebow doing this year?  Or how about Cam Newton?

You’re a one hit wonder.  You’re the Macarena.  Soon people will realize you’re actually dumber than those tattoos make you look.  So take your iPod, your love of the X-games and Twitter, and step aside.

C. Kaepernick: Andy, Andy, Andy, calm down.  No need for a ‘get off my lawn’ moment, old man.  BTW, you ain’t no where near reaching your pre-concussion ‘baseline’ if you think you’re part of the 49ers “storied history of quarterbacks.”  Paaalease!  The only reason you had any kind of success last year was because Coach Harbaugh was able to squeeze every last ounce humanly possible from you.  BTW, we wouldn’t be having this conversation if the niners didn’t fuck up and draft Rodgers instead of your broke ass; or even if Coach landed that even older QB that went to Denver.

Sure, some old school loser coach like Norval would probably trot your noodle arm out there while banging on the “you can’t lose your job from an injury” drum.  But hello, our coach is a fucking maniac and doesn’t give a shit about anything or anyone!  He knows this golden arm [flexs] is his meal ticket to the big dance.  The question isn’t who the starter is; the real question is on what team and whom are you going to be backing up next year?

Welcome to the Kaepernick Era!  I like the sounds of that; that will make some good ink!  Are we done here, I’ve got a Black Ops mission on pause.  Peace!!

A. Smith [doing the Macarena]:  I can’t believe I have to go through this shit again.  First, Shaun Hill tried to start a quarterback controversy in ’09.  How’s he doing this year, btw?  What UFL team is he playing for?  Then, Peyton Manning.  Now you?  And Aaron Rodgers, you mean the Aaron Rodgers I schooled in Week 1 this year (211/2/0).  Discount Double-check, bitch.  Point is, me and my newly signed $24 million contract aren’t going anywhere.  HEEEEYYY, MACARENA!!!

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Well, there you have it!!  It doesn’t get anymore exclusive than that!  So how do you handicap this horse race? We’ll put this Teabag Award on hold (in a remote, secure location) until this plays itself out!  Stay tuned.

Week 11 – Sleepers

It’s hard to believe Week 11 is already upon us.  This is the home stretch as NFL teams and, as equally important, your fantasy team make a run for the playoffs.  Making the right lineup decision, waiver wire add, and final trade negotiation (trade deadlines are typically this week or next) are more critical than ever.  Like a lost soul, you’ve found your way to fantasy salvation as The Machine is here to guide you through the treturous final weeks of the regular season.

Last week in this article we pimped the likes of Jake Locker (122 pass yards, 2 pass TDs, 36 rushing yards ~ 20 fantasy points…..a rather efficient day for Jake, considering he only completed 9 passes), Scott Chandler (5/65/1 ~ 17.5 fp), Danario Alexander (5/134/1 ~ 29 fp).  On the flip side we also threw our trust behind Ryan Tannehill (217/0/3 ~2.5 fp), Taiwan Jones (2.3 fp) and Ryan Broyles (1.6 fp).  We’re not going to hit on all of these pick, obviously, but that is kind of the point.  In most instances we’re identifying guys that are still available on the waiver wire in most competitive leagues (there is a reason they are sitting on the waiver wire) and have a chance to make a difference in a spot start, bye week filler, or desperation flex play.  With that, here are a few candidates that could make the week 11 highlight reels:

1. Oakland Receivers – Poor Carson Palmer, the guy just can’t catch a break.  His NFL career is defined by a gruesome knee injury sandwiched between stints of playing quarterback for the hapless Bengals and Raiders. Palmer has been slinging it all over the field with a great deal of success.  In his last five he is averaging 328 passing yards and 2 TDs.  Part of that box score success rests on the Oaklands inability to slow any one down.  And with the Drew Brees and the surging Saints coming to town expect boatloads of points and yardage via the passing game; this is the highest over/under of the week at 55.  Brandon Myers, TE (38% Y!) has been cleared off last weeks concussion and should be ready to roll as Palmers relief valve.  Rod Streater, WR (1% Y!) might see some playing time if DHB’s hammy acts up during pre-game warm-ups.  Chances are Marcel Reece, RB (63% Y!) isn;t available in your league, but if he is pick him up and start him with confidence this week.

2. Ronnie Brown, RB (12% Y!) – Browns inclusion on this list is based soley on opportunity.  The oft-injuried, ultra unreliable Ryan Matthews is dinged up, again!  Apparenly with a stiff neck suffered in practice?!  Who knows with this guy.  What we do know is that he missed practice Thursday and Friday, but it looks like he might suit up.  Brown should at least spell Matthews more than normal and see a fair amount of work as the third down back.  Sure, it looks as though Brown is running through mud, but he could plod his way to 60 total yards and a handful of catches.

3. Nick Foles, QB (16% Y!) – Love Foles in the first start of his NFL career.  He draws the dreadfully bad Washington secondary lead by the ‘Me’-angleo Hall.  Coming in for a concussed Vick, Foles slung it around fairly well against the boys.  Really, his only bad throw got picked and taken to the house.  Welcome to the NFL kid. With capable weapons at his disposal, Andy Reids commitment to the run despite having a top 3 running back and a full week of reps under his belt, Foles should have no troubles posting top 12 QB numbers, despite a couple of turnovers.

Others to consider: Danny Woodhead, RB (47% Y!), Chris Ivory, RB (29% Y!), James Starks, RB (21% Y!), Logan Paulsen, TE (3% Y!)

WEEK 11 Staff Picks – ATS

Games Roid Rage Ginger King Results
Last week (Year to date):
3-11 (21-20)
9-5 (27-14)
 
Miami @ Buffalo (-2.5)  Buffalo  Buffalo Buffalo by 5
Cleveland @ Dallas (-8)  Cleveland  Dallas Dallas by 3
Jacksonville @ Houston (-15)  Jacksonville  Jacksonville Houston by 6
NYJ @ St. Louis (-3.5)  St. Louis  St. Louis NYJ by 14
Tampa Bay (-1.5) @ Carolina  Carolina  Tampa Tampa by 6
Arizona @ Atlanta (-9.5)  Atlanta  Arizona Atlanta by 4
Green Bay (-3.5) @ Detroit  GB  Green Bay GB by 4
Philadelphia @ Washington (-3.5)  Philly  Washington Washington by 25
Cincinnati (-3.5) @Kansas City  Cincy  Cincy Cincy by 22
New Orleans (-4.5) @ Oakland  New Orleans  New Orleans NO by 21
Indianapolis @ New England (-9)  Indy  Indy NE by 35
San Diego @ Denver (-7.5)  San Diego  Denver Denver by 7
Baltimore (-3.5) @ Pittsburgh  Baltimore  Baltimore Baltimore by 3
Chicago @ San Francisco (-7)  San Fran  Chicago SF by 25
       
Top 3 Can’t Miss Picks:  
RR: Baltimore (-3.5), New Orleans (-4.5), Green Bay (-3.5)
GK: Cincy (-3.5), Tampa (-1.5), Green Bay (-3.5)