Still looking for that edge this weekend?  Perhaps you’re playing your arch nemesis co-writer on your sports blog and you’re already down 40 because of Gronk and Shane fucking Vereen.  Well, we’re here to help me you power through and bring home the victory.

Son of a bitch.

Odell Beckham, Jr., WR, Giants (49%)

We told you to pick up ODB, like sooo two weeks ago, when he was only owned in 6% of leagues.  It made sense then, and now, with Victor Cruz out for the year, it makes a shitload of sense.  Beckham, Jr., despite having a Plaxico Burress-like practice schedule, has quickly established rapport for Eli Manning.  He fits perfectly in the G-Men’s quick passing attack, and has a great matchup against Dallas this week.  Odell’s a WR2 from here on out.

Ronnie Hillman, RB, Denver (56%)

Ronnie’s likely been picked up already, but if you’re in one of the 44% of leagues where he’s still available, he is a must grab (also, send us an invite to join that league).  With Montee Ball hurt, plus generally being a non-factor when healthy, the job is Ronnie’s for the taking.  Even though it seems like Denver has a stable of running backs, Hillman got the bulk of the carries last week, and ened with 24 touches for 100 yards.

Blake Bortles, QB, Jacksonville (11%)

We think Blake’s a Top 10 QB this week, and would start him over the likes of Kaepernick, Roethlisberger, Flacco, and Romo.  It’s all about the matchups baby, and Blake’s got a good one at home against Cleveland.  Last week, on the road against the Titans, Blake notched his first 300 yard game, completing 32 of 46 (yes, 46) pass attempts, for an impressive 336/1 stat line (and 1 int).  The Jags aren’t afraid to throw the ball, and he has a young core of surprisingly good receivers.  Plus, his girlfriend’s super hot.  That’s worth something, right?

Yowza!

Last week, Roid Rage boldly told you to start Blake Bortles, and he had some justifiable reasons besides his girlfriend is super hot.   Blake turned in a solid performance, throwing for over 250 yards, 1 td and 2 picks.  Roid Rage sure knows his football, which is funny because he’s a Bills fan.  Anywho, here are our top waiver wire pickups.

Hester’s got a good chance to run one back this week.

Devin Hester, WR ATL (27% owned in Yahoo! leagues)

With Harry Douglas still hurt, Hester steps in as a solid WR3 for the pass-happy Falcons.  Plus, if you’re in a league that gives return yards, he makes even more sense, as the Giants special teams continues to be…well…special.  Most of the attention (and rightly so) will be paid to Julio Jones and Roddy White, which leaves the underneath slot open for Hester.

Eric Ebron, TE DET (11%)

Eric’s in line for a good game against the (soon to be 2-3) Bills.

Erbon notched his first NFL td last week, and is starting to look a bit more comfortable on the field.  With Megatron still not 100%, and with Detroit playing the Bills, Ebron’s targets should increase this week.  If you’re in a pinch, say you’re a Vernon Davis owner and need a fill in this week, Ebron’s a nice pickup.

Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB Houston (14%)

Fear the Beard!

Through the first 4 games of the season, Fitzmagic has averaged over 225 yards a 1+ tds per game.  He’s thrown for more yards and touchdowns than Tom Brady (suck it, Boston).  Against a soft Dallas D, we like Fitz’s chances this week…he should be north of 250 yards, with at least a td or two.

Bonus pick:

Odell Beckham, Jr., WR NYG (6%)

If lucky #13 ever sees the field, he could be a difference maker.

If you got a spot on your bench, make room for Odell.  Sure, he hasn’t played a game, or really practiced, in a Giant’s uniform, but he’s on pace to play a few snaps this week.  With Eli Manning looking like the elite quarterback we all know and love, a healthy Beckham provides another weapon.  There’s a lot of upside with ODB, although it may take a couple weeks for him to pan out.  Better to grab him now while you can.

Even when Blake loses, he wins.