Week 6 – Fantasy Waiver Wire Pickups

To be clear, the intent of this end-of-the-week waiver wire report is to help you if you’re in a bye week/injury jam.  If you’re in any sort of competitive league the likes Brandon Oliver, Andre Williams and Ronnie Hillman are long gone (and if they aren’t than stop reading and go scoop them up!).  Here are some guys that are worth rolling the dice on for your flex spot:

Storm Johnson, RB, Jacksonville (14%Y!) –

Button down the hatches, the Storm is coming!  Okay, just needed to get the cheesy name reference out-of-the-way.  Unbelievably, the big, white, slow oafy running back experiment has failed in Jacksonville.  It might be time to shitcan that “cutting edge” analytics department Shad, just saying.  While Toby Gerhart sits this week to chisel the concrete off his feet, rookie Storm Johnson is poised to handle a bulk of the carries against a Tennessee Titans defense that just got gashed to the tune 176 yards by Cleveland.  Johnson is no Ben Tate, but 70ish all-purpose yards, a few catches and a TD are within reach.

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Mohammed Sanu, WR, Cincinnati Bengals (56%Y!) –

This recommendation is quite simple, see if you can find the pattern: AJ Green (Out), Marvin Jones (Out), Tyler Eifert (Out).  Sanu becomes the de facto #1 receiver for the Red-Rifle.  I fully expect Hue Jackson to kick it old school and run the snot out of Gio Bernard and Jeremy Hill (50%Y! – I’d recommend him but I’m a little biased as I’m firing him up in a few leagues this week), but Sanu should see enough targets to be useful.

I’d start him over the likes of Brian Quick, Terrance Williams, Eddie Royal and Markus Wheaton.

Owen Daniels, TE, Baltimore Ravens (55%Y!) –

Since Pitta went down earlier this year, Daniels (a Gary Kubiak import) has developed a nice rapport with Joe Flacco.  I think Daniels finishes this week as a Top 12 TE.  For those dealing with a dreaded bye week (Graham, Kelce), stream Daniels with confidence.

A Top-12 TE or Your Accountant?

A Top-12 TE or Your Accountant?

Everyone loves a good Stash –

I’m not suggesting you start any of the guys I’m about to list, but if you’ve got a  roster spot to burn here are some deep sleeping lottery ticket players (ie, the next ‘Brandon Oliver) to consider stashing:

Ladarius Green, TE, San Diego Chargers (30%)

Cody Latimer, WR, Denver Broncos (2%)

Antone Smith, RB, Atlanta Falcons (25%)

Benny Cunningham, RB, St. Louis Rams (3%)

Andre Holmes, WR, Oakland Raiders (3%)

Johnny Manziel, QB, Cleveland Browns (15%)

This guy!

This guy!

Week 6 Picks ATS…TNF Edition

WEEK 6
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM Indianapolis 2.5 HOUSTON
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 8-6-1 7-7-1 8-6-1 10-4-1 8-6-1
YTD 39-36-1 40-35-1 41-34-1 39-36-1 37-38-1
Indianapolis Indianapolis Indianapolis HOUSTON Indianapolis
Only if you cover!

Only if you cover!

Week 5 Picks ATS

     
WEEK 5
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM GREEN BAY 7.5 Minnesota
Sunday 1 PM CAROLINA 2.5 Chicago
Sunday 1 PM TENNESSEE 1 Cleveland
Sunday 1 PM PHILADELPHIA 6.5 St. Louis
Sunday 1 PM NYG 4 Atlanta
Sunday 1 PM NEW ORLEANS 10 Tampa Bay
Sunday 1 PM DALLAS 6.5 Houston
Sunday 1 PM DETROIT 6.5 Buffalo
Sunday 1:00 PM INDIANAPOLIS 3.5 Baltimore
Sunday 1:00 PM Pittsburgh 7 JACKSONVILLE
Sunday 4:05 PM DENVER 7.5 Arizona
Sunday 4:25 PM SAN FRANCISCO 5 Kansas City
Sunday 4:25 PM SAN DIEGO 6 nyj
Sunday 8:30 PM CINCINNATI 1 New England
Monday 8:30 PM Seattle 7 WASHINGTON
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 5-8 5-8 10-3 7-6 6-7
YTD 31-30 33-28 33-28 29-32 29-32
GREEN BAY GREEN BAY GREEN BAY GREEN BAY GREEN BAY
Chicago Chicago Chicago Chicago CAROLINA
Cleveland TENNESSEE TENNESSEE Cleveland Cleveland
PHILADELPHIA PHILADELPHIA PHILADELPHIA St. Louis PHILADELPHIA
Atlanta NYG NYG NYG NYG
Tampa Bay NEW ORLEANS Tampa Bay Tampa Bay NEW ORLEANS
Houston Houston DALLAS Houston DALLAS
Buffalo DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT
INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS
JACKSONVILLE Pittsburgh JACKSONVILLE Pittsburgh JACKSONVILLE
Arizona Arizona DENVER DENVER DENVER
Kansas City Kansas City SAN FRANCISCO SAN FRANCISCO Kansas City
SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO
CINCINNATI New England New England CINCINNATI CINCINNATI
Seattle Seattle Seattle WASHINGTON Seattle
LOCK Seahawks  COLTS  Eagles LIONS Eagles
Lock Wins 1 2 3 1 1
The players will be wearing pink this month to honor breasts all over this great country.

The players will be wearing pink this month to honor breasts all over this great country.

Week 5 – Fantasy Waiver Wire Pickups

Last week, Roid Rage boldly told you to start Blake Bortles, and he had some justifiable reasons besides his girlfriend is super hot.   Blake turned in a solid performance, throwing for over 250 yards, 1 td and 2 picks.  Roid Rage sure knows his football, which is funny because he’s a Bills fan.  Anywho, here are our top waiver wire pickups.

Hester's got a good chance to run one back this week.

Hester’s got a good chance to run one back this week.

Devin Hester, WR ATL (27% owned in Yahoo! leagues)

With Harry Douglas still hurt, Hester steps in as a solid WR3 for the pass-happy Falcons.  Plus, if you’re in a league that gives return yards, he makes even more sense, as the Giants special teams continues to be…well…special.  Most of the attention (and rightly so) will be paid to Julio Jones and Roddy White, which leaves the underneath slot open for Hester.

Eric Ebron, TE DET (11%)

Eric's in line for a good game against the (soon to be 2-3) Bills.

Eric’s in line for a good game against the (soon to be 2-3) Bills.

Erbon notched his first NFL td last week, and is starting to look a bit more comfortable on the field.  With Megatron still not 100%, and with Detroit playing the Bills, Ebron’s targets should increase this week.  If you’re in a pinch, say you’re a Vernon Davis owner and need a fill in this week, Ebron’s a nice pickup.

Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB Houston (14%)

Fear the Beard!

Fear the Beard!

Through the first 4 games of the season, Fitzmagic has averaged over 225 yards a 1+ tds per game.  He’s thrown for more yards and touchdowns than Tom Brady (suck it, Boston).  Against a soft Dallas D, we like Fitz’s chances this week…he should be north of 250 yards, with at least a td or two.

Bonus pick:

Odell Beckham, Jr., WR NYG (6%)

If lucky #13 ever sees the field, he could be a difference maker.

If lucky #13 ever sees the field, he could be a difference maker.

If you got a spot on your bench, make room for Odell.  Sure, he hasn’t played a game, or really practiced, in a Giant’s uniform, but he’s on pace to play a few snaps this week.  With Eli Manning looking like the elite quarterback we all know and love, a healthy Beckham provides another weapon.  There’s a lot of upside with ODB, although it may take a couple weeks for him to pan out.  Better to grab him now while you can.

Even when Blake loses, he wins.

Even when Blake loses, he wins.

Week 5 Picks ATS…TNF Edition

It’s a clean sweep! The BRSM gambling panel has unanimously picked the Green Bay Packers (-7.5) against the Vikings in Lambeau Field tonight. #PonderEffect

Sorry, the Google Image search resulted in zero GB babes.

Sorry, the Google Image search resulted in zero GB babes.

Week 4 Picks ATS

WEEK 4
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM WASHINGTON 3.5 nyg
Sunday 1 PM Green Bay 1.5 CHICAGO
Sunday 1 PM HOUSTON 3 Buffalo
Sunday 1 PM INDIANAPOLIS 7.5 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM BALTIMORE 3 Carolina
Sunday 1 PM Detroit 1.5 NYJ
Sunday 1 PM PITTSBURGH 7.5 Tampa Bay
Sunday 1 PM Miami 4 OAKLAND
Sunday 4:05 PM SAN DIEGO 13 Jacksonville
Sunday 4:25 PM Atlanta 2.5 MINNESOTA
Sunday 4:25 PM SAN FRANCISCO 5.5 Philadelphia
Sunday 8:30 PM New Orleans 3 DALLAS
Monday 8:30 PM New England 3.5 KANSAS CITY
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 7-9 12-4 9-7 9-7 10-6
YTD 26-22 28-20 23-25 22-26 23-25
WASHINGTON nyg nyg nyg WASHINGTON
CHICAGO CHICAGO CHICAGO Green Bay Green Bay
HOUSTON HOUSTON HOUSTON Buffalo HOUSTON
INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS
Carolina Carolina BALTIMORE BALTIMORE Carolina
Detroit Detroit Detroit Detroit NYJ
Tampa Bay PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH
OAKLAND OAKLAND Miami OAKLAND OAKLAND
Jacksonville Jacksonville SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO
Atlanta Atlanta MINNESOTA Atlanta Atlanta
Philadelphia Philadelphia Philadelphia SAN FRANCISCO SAN FRANCISCO
New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans DALLAS
New England New England KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY
LOCK NO  INDY BALT  PITT INDY
Lock Wins 1 1 2 1 0
Gratuitous shot of cheerleaders.

Gratuitous shot of cheerleaders.

GINGER KING vs ROIDRAGE

The Big Red Sports Machine founders squared off last week and the results were shockingly similar (and as satisfying I might add) to National Kick-A-Ginger Day!

See for yourself:

ROIDRAGE                                       GINGERKING

Beatdown City!

Here’s a crazy idea: Start Blake Bortles!

The great thing about fantasy football is that in the short time span of just three weeks your best laid plans can get totally fucked!  Like having to start a rookie quarterback, making his first ever start, on the road against a perennial playoff contender fucked.  Pardon my french.

With stud Russell Wilson on bye, and not wasting a second roster spot on a back up quarterback, I’m rolling with Mr. Bortles this week.  It sounds crazy, but this what the No. 3 overall pick has going for him:

  • In relief of the dreadfully inefficient (and that’s the nice way of putting it) Chad Henne, Bortles went 14/24, 223 yards, 2 TD, 2 Int.  Impressive numbers for a half of football; granted it was against soft coverage schemes from Indy’s defense (they aren’t exactly world-beaters).  But what I like the most is the 2 rushes for 30 yards.  The rushing totals help eliminate the mistakes and give him a reasonable secure scoring floor.
  • Bortles showed well in training camp, the preseason, and practices this year.  By all accounts he’s outpracticed Henne (doens’t that go without saying) however the Jaguars were so gun-shy to start a rookie QB (we call that the Blaine Gabbert effect) that they all but committed to “red-shirting” Bortles this year.  Remember what I said three weeks of football could do to your fantasy team?  Yeah, now just multiply that but $100 million, add in media scrutiny, a fan base to contend with, an owner that can shitcan you whenever he wants and you get a sense of the pressure that forced the Jags hand to play Bortles this week.  No pressure kid.
Not Blaine Gabbert...trust me!

Not Blaine Gabbert…trust me!

  • In deeper leagues, Bortles (17% owned) offers more upside than the likes of Joe Flacco (38%), Josh McCown (16% – who appears to have lost his job to Glennon), Ryan Fitzpatrick (15%), Geno Smith (13%) and fellow rookies Teddy Bridgewater (12%) and Derek Carr (7%).

My one reservation in starting Bortles is San Diego’s, ball-control, clock-chewing offense which ranks second in the league (while the Jags rank….dead last.  What’s new!).  Regardless, Bortles will have opportunities, and I think (fingers crossed) he comes through.  If Bortles football game is anything like his mack-daddy game, then hell, we’ve got nothing to worry about………….

Good Knight!

Good Knight!

 This might be so crazy that it actually works! Only one way to find out…

Week 4 Picks ATS….TNF Edition

       
WEEK 4
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM WASHINGTON 3.5 nyg
THE PICKS
  Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 7-9 12-4 9-7 9-7 10-6
YTD 26-22 28-20 23-25 22-26 23-25
  WASHINGTON nyg nyg nyg WASHINGTON
"This teabagger"

“That teabagger”

Week 3 – Fantasy Waiver Wire Pickups

Alright Machine loyalists, if you paid attention to us last week, you probably won.  Matt Asiata, Larry Donnell, and Jake Locker all turned in stellar performances.  So here’s your hookup for this weeks’ games.  Note, Knile Davis is obviously the pickup of the week, but he’s already owned in over 75% of leagues.  The Machine’s here to give you the under-the-radar guys that will put you over the top.

Kirk Cousins, QB, Washington (44%)

RGIII's pain is Kirk's gain.

RGIII’s pain is Kirk’s gain.

If you’re an RGIII owner and didn’t take our advice to grab Jake Locker, then take our advice and pick up Cousins.  Kirk, who some people think is better suited for Jay Gruden’s offense, showed that he can carry the Redskins.  Granted, he played against the Jaguars last week, but the numbers don’t lie:  22/250/2 and 0 ints.  Kirk chucked it 33 times last week, and we like his chances to have 30+ attempts again.  With RGIII out an indeterminate amount of time and some favorable matchups in the next few weeks, Kirk could slide in nicely for you and keep your team afloat.

Jared Cook, TE, St. Louis (17%)

Great matchup today.

Great matchup today.

It’s boom or bust in the TE market.  You either have Jimmy, Gronk, or Julius, or you have a revolving door of uncertainty.  It’s totally boom or bust, just ask Antonio Gates and Jason Witten owners.  But The Machine’s trying to add some clarity to the murky TE world, and we like Cook’s matchup against Dallas.  He’s a solid TE2, and should reach double digits in points.  As the Rams primary red zone option, he has a chance to sneak a touchdown in as well.

Justin Forsett, RB, Baltimore (47%)

We like Justin's chances to score against Cleveland.

We like Justin’s chances to score against Cleveland.

We’re surprised Justin’s available in more than half of Yahoo! leagues.  Sure, he’s splitting carries with Bernard Pierce, but very few teams don’t have a running back by committee.  With Baltimore though, there’s no clear cut favorite, which means that Justin and Bernard should each receive double digit touches week in and week out.  Forsett should have plenty of opportunity against Cleveland.  He’s a low end RB2 and is at least worth a spot on your bench.

Umm...yes.

When setting your lineup, make sure to…whatever, just enjoy.