WEEK 3 Picks ATS

WEEK 3
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM ATLANTA 6.5 Tampa Bay
Sunday 1 PM BUFFALO 2.5 San Diego
Sunday 1 PM Dallas 1.5 ST. LOUIS
Sunday 1 PM PHILADELPHIA 6.5 Washington
Sunday 1 PM Houston 2.5 NYG
Sunday 1 PM NEW ORLEANS 9.5 Minnesota
Sunday 1 PM CINCINNATI 6.5 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM Baltimore 1 CLEVELAND
Sunday 1 PM DETROIT 1 Green Bay
Sunday 1:00 PM Indianapolis 7 JACKSONVILLE
Sunday 4:05 PM NEW ENGLAND 14 Oakland
Sunday 4:05 PM San Francisco 2.5 ARIZONA
Sunday 4:25 PM SEATTLE 5 Denver
Sunday 4:25 PM MIAMI 4 Kansas City
Sunday 8:30 PM CAROLINA 3 Pittsburgh
Monday 8:30 PM NYJ 2.5 Chicago
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 12-4 6-10 8-8 6-10 4-12
YTD 19-13 16-16 14-18 13-19 13-19
Tampa Bay ATLANTA ATLANTA Tampa Bay ATLANTA
BUFFALO San Diego San Diego BUFFALO BUFFALO
ST. LOUIS Dallas Dallas ST. LOUIS Dallas
Washington Washington PHILADELPHIA Washington PHILADELPHIA
NYG NYG NYG NYG NYG
NEW ORLEANS NEW ORLEANS Minnesota NEW ORLEANS NEW ORLEANS
CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI
Baltimore Baltimore Baltimore CLEVELAND Baltimore
Green Bay Green Bay DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT
Indianapolis Indianapolis JACKSONVILLE Indianapolis Indianapolis
NEW ENGLAND NEW ENGLAND Oakland Oakland NEW ENGLAND
San Francisco ARIZONA San Francisco San Francisco ARIZONA
Denver Denver Denver SEATTLE Denver
MIAMI Kansas City MIAMI Kansas City MIAMI
CAROLINA CAROLINA CAROLINA CAROLINA CAROLINA
Chicago Chicago Chicago NYJ Chicago
LOCK Carolina NYG  Baltimore Carolina Denver
Lock Wins 1 0 1 1 0
These franchises have never been the same...

The day it all changed…

Week 2 Picks ATS

WEEK 2
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM BALTIMORE 2.5 Pittsburgh
Sunday 1 PM WASHINGTON 6 Jacksonville
Sunday 1 PM TENNESSEE 3.5 Dallas
Sunday 1 PM Arizona 2.5 NYG
Sunday 1 PM New England 3 MINNESOTA
Sunday 1 PM New Orleans 6.5 CLEVELAND
Sunday 1 PM CINCINNATI 5 Atlanta
Sunday 1 PM CAROLINA 2.5 Detroit
Sunday 1 PM BUFFALO Even Miami
Sunday 4:05 PM TAMPA BAY 6 St. Louis
Sunday 4:05 PM Seattle 6 SAN DIEGO
Sunday 4:25 PM Houston 3 OAKLAND
Sunday 4:25 PM GREEN BAY 9 nyj
Sunday 4:25 PM DENVER 11.5 Kansas City
Sunday 8:30 PM SAN FRANCISCO 7 Chicago
Monday 8:30 PM INDIANAPOLIS 3 Philadelphia
THE PICKS
RR
GK Dr. M Big D Vegas Vinny
Last Week 7-9 10-6 6-10 7-9 9-7
YTD 7-9 10-6 6-10 7-9 9-7
BALTIMORE Pittsburgh BALTIMORE BALTIMORE Pittsburgh
Jacksonville  WASHINGTON  WASHINGTON Jacksonville WASHINGTON
Dallas  Dallas  TENNESSEE Dallas Dallas
Arizona  NYG  Arizona NYG NYG
New England  New England  New England New England MINNESOTA
CLEVELAND  New Orleans  New Orleans CLEVELAND New Orleans
CINCINNATI  Atlanta  Atlanta Atlanta CINCINNATI
Detroit  Detroit  Detroit Detroit Detroit
BUFFALO  BUFFALO  BUFFALO Miami Miami
TAMPA BAY  TAMPA BAY  TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY
SAN DIEGO  SAN DIEGO  Seattle Seattle Seattle
Houston  OAKLAND  Houston OAKLAND Houston
Jets  Jets  Jets Jets GREEN BAY
Kansas City  DENVER  Kansas City DENVER DENVER
SAN FRANCISCO  SAN FRANCISCO  SAN FRANCISCO Chicago SAN FRANCISCO
Philadelphia  INDIANAPOLIS  INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS
LOCK Philly  Atlanta  New England Chicago  Detroit
Lock Wins 0 0 0 0 0
How 'bout dem Cowboys!

How ’bout dem Cowboys!

Week 1 Picks Against Humanity (The Spread)

Buckle up for another exciting year of professional handicapping action brought to you by the finest collection of degenerates we could find!  Ginger King is the reigning champ, putting on a furious late-season rally to overtake Dr. Mike.  This year we’ve added another “Joe” (Big Daddy) to the rotation to help tilt the balance of power against Rage and Ginger (aka, the BRSM Pro’s).  Will it help?….we doubt it, but only one way to find out:

WEEK 1
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM SEATTLE 5.5 Green Bay
Sunday 1 PM New England 4.5 MIAMI
Sunday 1 PM PITTSBURGH 6.5 Cleveland
Sunday 1 PM New Orleans 3 ATLANTA
Sunday 1 PM KANSAS CITY 4 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM BALTIMORE 1.5 Cincinnati
Sunday 1 PM NYJ 5.5 Oakland
Sunday 1 PM ST. LOUIS 4 Minnesota
Sunday 1 PM PHILADELPHIA 10 Jacksonville
Sunday 1 PM CHICAGO 7 Buffalo
Sunday 1 PM HOUSTON 2.5 Washington
Sunday 4:25 PM TAMPA BAY 1.5 Carolina
Sunday 4:25 PM San Francisco 4.5 DALLAS
Sunday 8:30 PM DENVER 7.5 Indianapolis
Monday 7:10 PM DETROIT 5 Giants
Monday 10:20 PM ARIZONA 3 San Diego
THE (EXPERT) PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
W L T W L T W L T W L T W L T
Last Year 131 117 8 135 113 8 132 116 8 0 0 0 121 127 8
Season to-date 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay SEATTLE Green Bay
New England MIAMI New England New England New England
Cleveland PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH
ATLANTA ATLANTA New Orleans ATLANTA ATLANTA
KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY Tennessee KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY
BALTIMORE Cincinnati BALTIMORE Cincinnati Cincinnati
NYJ Oakland NYJ NYJ NYJ
Minnesota Minnesota Minnesota ST. LOUIS Minnesota
Jacksonville PHILADELPHIA Jacksonville PHILADELPHIA PHILADELPHIA
Buffalo CHICAGO CHICAGO Buffalo Buffalo
Washington HOUSTON Washington Washington Washington
TAMPA BAY Carolina Carolina TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY
San Francisco San Francisco San Francisco DALLAS San Francisco
DENVER DENVER Indianapolis DENVER Indianapolis
DETROIT Giants Giants DETROIT DETROIT
San Diego San Diego San Diego San Diego San Diego
LOCK: NYJ KC New England DENVER  NYJ
We've got you COVERED!

We’ve got you COVERED!

2014 Defense & Kicker Rankings

And with the last two picks of your draft….(if Ray Guy had it his way we’d have to draft punter’s too)

2014 Rankings: Defense & Special Teams
Composite Team Rage Ginger
D1 Seattle Seahawks 1 1
D2 St. Louis Rams 2 3
D3 San Francisco 49ers 4 2
D4 Denver Broncos 5 4
D5 Cincinnati Bengals 7 5
D6 Kansas City Chiefs 6 6
D7 Arizona Cardinals 3 10
D8 New England Patriots 8 8
D9 Houston Texans 13 7
D10 Carolina Panthers 11 9
D11 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10 12
D12 New Orleans Saints 9 15
D13 Buffalo Bills 15 11
D14 Baltimore Ravens 12 17
D15 Pittsburgh Steelers 18 14
D16 Chicago Bears 20 13
D17 Cleveland Browns 14 19
D18 Green Bay Packers 17 16
D19 New York Jets 16 22
D20 Philadelphia Eagles 19 20
D21 Indianapolis Colts 23 18
D22 Miami Dolphins 21 23
D23 New York Giants 24 21
D24 Detroit Lions 22 25
D25 Washington Redskins 27 24
D26 Jacksonville Jaguars 25 27
D27 Tennessee Titans 26 26

 

2014 Rankings: Kickers
Composite Player Rage Ginger
K1 Matt Prater 1 1
K2 Stephen Gostkowski 2 3
K3 Steven Hauschka 5 2
K4 Dan Bailey 4 5
K5 Robbie Gould 9 4
K6 Phil Dawson 7 6
K7 Justin Tucker 3 11
K8 Matt Bryant 10 8
K9 Blair Walsh 6 12
K10 Shayne Graham 11 10
K11 Mason Crosby 15 7
K12 Sebastian Janikowski 16 9
K13 Nick Novak 8 18
K14 Adam Vinatieri 12 14
K15 Alex Henery 14 13
K16 Greg Zuerlein 13 17
K17 Ryan Succop 17 15
K18 Graham Gano 19 16
K19 Kai Forbath 20 20
K20 Caleb Sturgis 18 23
K21 Mike Nugent 23 19
K22 Dan Carpenter 22 21
K23 Shaun Suisham 21 24
K24 David Akers 24 22
K25 Nate Freese 25 25

2014 TE Rankings

Just Win Baby!

Just Win Baby!

The two most popular taglines regarding the tight-end position this year are: “top-heavy” and “weak”.  The first notion I’ll totally buy.  I won’t be surprised if a good number of championship squads feature either Jimmy Graham (ADP8, TE1) or Rob Gronkowski (ADP27 – and trending up, TE2) or BOTH!  Factoring league settings, roster construction and draft slot, a potentially dominate strategy is to grab both of these guys with your first two picks.  Not only do you give yourself a weekly top tight-end performance, you get elite production from your flex position too.

After the “Big Two”, there are only two other tight-ends with top 50 ADP’s: Julius Thomas (ADP27) and Jordan Cameron (ADP50).  After these guys come of the board the tight-end position gets a bit murky.  This is where average fantasy football players (and even mainstream ‘experts’) buy the lazily constructed “weak depth” storyline.  However, there are a good number of young players, whom admittedly have their flaws, that could pay nice dividends at their going cost.  Jordan Reed (ADP76), Greg Olsen (ADP86), Kyle Rudolph (ADP94) and Charles Clay (ADP117) should all finishes in the top-3 for targets in their respective teams.  In Olsen’s case, he is far-and-away Cam Newton’s most reliable pass-catching option.

There are also some potential difference makers to be had late (after the 10th round):  Travis Kelce (ADP174) – flashed some big time wheels on a long catch and run TD in the team’s first pre-season game; Coby Fleener (ADP183) – has been running with the first-team offense all camp (also just happens to be Andrew Luck’s Stanford homeboy); Joesph Fauria (ADP213) – all he does is catch touchdowns.

 

2014 Rankings: Tight Ends
Composite Player Rage Ginger
TE1 Jimmy Graham 1 1
TE2 Rob Gronkowski 2 4
TE3 Julius Thomas 4 2
TE4 Jordan Cameron 3 3
TE5 Vernon Davis 5 5
TE6 Jason Witten 7 6
TE7 Greg Olsen 6 8
TE8 Kyle Rudolph 9 7
TE9 Zach Ertz 8 10
TE10 Dennis Pitta 10 11
TE11 Martellus Bennett 13 9
TE12 Jordan Reed 11 12
TE13 Ladarius Green 18 13
TE14 Dwayne Allen 15 16
TE15 Charles Clay 12 20
TE16 Tyler Eifert 20 15
TE17 Coby Fleener 22 14
TE18 Garrett Graham 14 23
TE19 Eric Ebron 16 21
TE20 Heath Miller 19 18
TE21 Antonio Gates 17 22
TE22 Jared Cook 24 17
TE23 Delanie Walker 23 19
TE24 Owen Daniels 26 24
TE25 Ryan Griffin 21 31
TE26 Richard Rodgers 25 28
TE27 Levine Toilolo 27 26
TE28 Tim Wright 30 25
TE29 Brandon Pettigrew 31 27
TE30 Austin Seferian-Jenkins 28 30
TE31 Andrew Quarless 29 29
League-Winner

League-Winner

2014 WR Rankings

Just Win Baby!

Just Win Baby!

In case you missed it, check out our QB and RB rankings.  Next up, the divas of the NFL: Wide Receivers.  We touched on the devaluation of the running back position as offenses evolve in fast paced, up-tempo, spread attacks.  Running-backs losses are wide-receivers gains.  Reviewing Average Draft Position data from My Fantasy League, five WRs have first-round ADPs this year: MegaTron (4.73), AJ Green (9.08), DeMaryius Thomas (8.65), Dez Bryant (9.68) and Julio Jones (12.51).  All five of these guys are physically imposing athletes (side note:  they are all at least 6’2”, 207-lbs.  When in doubt, draft big, heavy WRs) whom are as important (if not more) as the running-game to their respective teams game-plan and success.

We are entering the golden age of big, physically dominating wide-receivers.  Enjoy it.  Embrace it.  If you want to draft one early, I’m on board with it.  If you want to draft two or three or four early, I won’t argue with you.  In a recent MFL10 I went WR-WR-WR-WR-RB-RB-RB with my first seven picks and I really like how this squad turned out.

Drum roll please:

 

2014 Rankings: Wide Receivers
Composite Player Rage Ginger
WR1 Calvin Johnson 2 1
WR2 Demaryius Thomas 1 3
WR3 A.J. Green 4 2
WR4 Dez Bryant 3 5
WR5 Brandon Marshall 6 4
WR6 Jordy Nelson 5 7
WR7 Julio Jones 7 6
WR8 Antonio Brown 9 8
WR9 Alshon Jeffery 8 10
WR10 Randall Cobb 10 9
WR11 Keenan Allen 12 11
WR12 Vincent Jackson 11 15
WR13 Andre Johnson 14 12
WR14 Michael Crabtree 13 18
WR15 Pierre Garcon 15 16
WR16 Victor Cruz 18 14
WR17 Larry Fitzgerald 17 17
WR18 Wes Welker 23 13
WR19 Torrey Smith 19 22
WR20 Roddy White 20 21
WR21 Ty Hilton 22 20
WR22 Michael Floyd 16 27
WR23 Eric Decker 21 23
WR24 Percy Harvin 26 19
WR25 Cordarrelle Patterson 25 24
WR26 Jeremy Maclin 24 26
WR27 DeSean Jackson 27 25
WR28 Mike Wallace 30 29
WR29 Kendall Wright 29 31
WR30 Terrance Williams 28 35
WR31 Rueben Randle 31 32
WR32 Julian Edelman 35 30
WR33 Marques Colston 32 37
WR34 Dwayne Bowe 33 36
WR35 Emmanuel Sanders 39 33
WR36 Reggie Wayne 45 28
WR37 Golden Tate 41 34
WR38 Riley Cooper 37 38
WR39 Cecil Shorts 38 39
WR40 DeAndre Hopkins 34 48
WR41 Brandin Cooks 36 49
WR42 Sammy Watkins 43 42
WR43 Mike Evans 47 40
WR44 Danny Amendola 48 41
WR45 Hakeem Nicks 46 43
WR46 Jordan Matthews 40 51
WR47 Anquan Boldin 49 44
WR48 Greg Jennings 42 52
WR49 Aaron Dobson 44 50
WR50 Brian Hartline 50 46
WR51 Tavon Austin 52 47
WR52 Marvin Jones 56 45
WR53 Doug Baldwin 51 53
WR54 Kelvin Benjamin 53 56
WR55 James Jones 57 55
WR56 Kenny Stills 55 60
WR57 Jarrett Boykin 54 63
WR58 Marqise Lee 61 57
WR59 Markus Wheaton 65 54
WR60 Odell Beckham Jr. 60 61
WR61 Steve Johnson 58 65
WR62 Mike Williams 59 64
WR63 Robert Woods 64 59
WR64 Justin Hunter 63 62
WR65 Steve Smith 77 58
WR66 Rod Streater 66 73
WR67 Kenbrell Thompkins 71 68
WR68 Josh Gordon 62 81
WR69 Malcom Floyd 68 75
WR70 Andre Roberts 72 72
WR71 Harry Douglas 79 66
WR72 Miles Austin 78 67
WR73 Marlon Brown 67 79
WR74 Andrew Hawkins 70 78
WR75 Brandon LaFell 76 74
WR76 Cody Latimer 69 83
WR77 Denarius Moore 84 69
WR78 Nate Washington 85 70
WR79 Dexter McCluster 90 71
WR80 Jermaine Kearse 75 86
WR81 Da’Rick Rogers 73 89
WR82 Marquess Wilson 74 88
WR83 Chris Givens 81 82
WR84 Lance Moore 88 76
WR85 Kenny Britt 87 77
WR86 Jerricho Cotchery 80 84
WR87 Nate Burleson 86 80
WR88 Sidney Rice 83 87
WR89 Stephen Hill 82 90
WR90 Jerrel Jernigan 89 85

Notes:

  • All of our rankings are based upon PPR scoring, because if you’re not playing PPR than you’re not doing it right.
  • Obviously, if Josh Gordon is slapped with a 16-game ban for not being able to put down the bong for 4 minutes, than he won’t warrant making this list.  His current ranking (WR68) has an 8ish-game ban priced into it.
  • Hey, look who it is:
Johnny & Dez, what could possibly go wrong?!

Johnny & Dez, what could possibly go wrong?!

2014 RB Rankings

NFL Fantasy

After covering the NFL Golden Boys here, it’s time to move to the crux of your fantasy squad: Running Backs and Wide Receivers.

We’ll start with running backs because they need any kind of moral victory they can get.  As the NFL has morphed into a passing league, running backs have lost their luster.  As evidence, look no further than the last two drafts, where Runnings Backs are an Afterthought.  Exactly zero running backs were selected in the last two first rounds; that hadn’t happened since, like, forever.  By the time the Titans selected Bishop Sankey at pick #54, there had already been 9 WRs and 4 TEs taken.

Your name is Bishop AND you like girls? Tony Dungy All-Star!

Your name is Bishop AND you like girls? Tony Dungy All-Star!

The devaluation of running backs has made a seamless transition from reality to our fake football squads.  Sure, they still dominate the first 3 or 4 picks of most fantasy drafts, however, recently there have been manifests written to the First Round QB and ZeroRB strategy.  As there names suggest, these strategy’s buck the historic trend and advocate taking QBs, WRs (and even TE’s…hullo Jimmy Graham) in the first round in lieu of RBs.  For more ZeroRB (and even ZeroWR) strategy head over to Rotoviz, they’ve got it covered from just about every angle.

No matter how you build your fake football team, one thing hasn’t changed: properly evaluating, identifying and drafting the right running backs will lead to prolonged success.  So let’s get on with the rankings already:

Composite Player Rage Ginger
RB1 LeSean McCoy 1 1
RB2 Jamaal Charles 2 2
RB3 Adrian Peterson 4 3
RB4 Matt Forte 3 4
RB5 Eddie Lacy 5 5
RB6 Marshawn Lynch 9 6
RB7 Montee Ball 8 7
RB8 DeMarco Murray 7 10
RB9 Le’Veon Bell 6 14
RB10 Giovani Bernard 11 9
RB11 Arian Foster 15 8
RB12 Zac Stacy 10 13
RB13 Alfred Morris 13 11
RB14 Doug Martin 12 15
RB15 C.J. Spiller 16 12
RB16 Andre Ellington 14 18
RB17 Ryan Mathews 17 17
RB18 Reggie Bush 20 16
RB19 Toby Gerhart 19 22
RB20 Stevan Ridley 22 21
RB21 Rashad Jennings 25 19
RB22 Frank Gore 24 20
RB23 Trent Richardson 23 23
RB24 Bishop Sankey 18 29
RB25 Joique Bell 21 27
RB26 Steven Jackson 28 24
RB27 Shane Vereen 26 28
RB28 Ben Tate 29 31
RB29 Lamar Miller 30 30
RB30 Pierre Thomas 27 35
RB31 Danny Woodhead 37 26
RB32 Chris Johnson 31 34
RB33 Ray Rice 41 25
RB34 Maurice Jones-Drew 33 33
RB35 Darren Sproles 35 36
RB36 Fred Jackson 40 32
RB37 Terrance West 34 38
RB38 DeAngelo Williams 36 37
RB39 Darren McFadden 38 42
RB40 Jeremy Hill 32 49
RB41 Christopher Ivory 42 43
RB42 Christine Michael 48 39
RB43 Carlos Hyde 43 44
RB44 Bernard Pierce 47 41
RB45 Tre Mason 44 46
RB46 Jonathan Stewart 39 54
RB47 Donald Brown 49 45
RB48 Knowshon Moreno 56 40
RB49 David Wilson 45 51
RB50 Devonta Freeman 50 47
RB51 BenJarvus Green-Ellis 46 52
RB52 Roy Helu 55 48
RB53 Andre Brown 52 56
RB54 Shonn Greene 59 50
RB55 Khiry Robinson 51 58
RB56 James Starks 54 55
RB57 Mark Ingram 57 53
RB58 Andre Williams 53 57
RB59 LeGarrette Blount 58 60
RB60 James White 60 59

 

2014 QB Rankings

NFL Fantasy

Ready to dominate?

Falling asleep through another Mid-Summer Classic is a brutal reminder that it has been too long without football.  But alas my friends, Opening Kickoff is in exactly 7 weeks!!  More importantly for you, that means your fantasy draft is right around the corner!  Like always, we’ve got you covered.

We’ll start with the rulers of the NFL roost: The Quarterbacks (if for no other reason than to post an egregious Johnny Football partying picture – so many to choose from).

Composite Rank

Rage

Ginger

QB1 Drew Brees 1 1
QB2 Peyton Manning 2 2
QB3 Aaron Rodgers 3 3
QB4 Matthew Stafford 4 4
QB5 Andrew Luck 5 9
QB6 Cam Newton 8 7
QB7 Tom Brady 10 6
QB8 Nick Foles 6 11
QB9 Jay Cutler 14 5
QB10 Colin Kaepernick 7 12
QB11 Matt Ryan 11 8
QB12 Robert Griffin III 9 10
QB13 Russell Wilson 13 13
QB14 Tony Romo 12 16
QB15 Philip Rivers 17 14
QB16 Ben Roethlisberger 16 15
QB17 Andy Dalton 15 17
QB18 Joe Flacco 19 19
QB19 Josh McCown 20 21
QB20 Alex Smith 22 20
QB21 Johnny Manziel 18 25
QB22 Eli Manning 25 18
QB23 Carson Palmer 21 22
QB24 Sam Bradford 23 24
QB25 Ryan Tannehill 26 23
QB26 Geno Smith 24 28
QB27 E.J. Manuel 28 26
QB28 Teddy Bridgewater 27 27
QB29 Michael Vick 29 29

A few thoughts:

  • If you can score one of the Top 3 QB’s in the fourth round, then jump all over that.  If they are gone at that point (likely), then adopt a Late Round QB strategy.  Dalton (QB17), Smith (QB20) and Palmer (QB23) are all capable of producing a top twelve performance any given week.  You could roster two or three of these types and play the weekly match-up game (don’t worry, we’ll help you with that too).
  • Ginger likes his QBs armed with veteran savvy (Cutler-5, Brady-6, Newton-7) while I tend to give the edge to young upside (Luck-5, Foles-6, Kaepernick-7).  I think Cam could be a nice value play this year; I think he is being discounted too much for his perceived loss of weapons (a 35 year old Steve Smith and a huh-hums Brandon LaFell & Ted Ginn).
  • We don’t have much faith in last years QB crop, Geno Smith (QB26) & EJ Manual (QB27), but if the light goes on for one of these guys they could make for a nice late round flier.  Keep an eye on both during the preseason.  For what it’s worth, we do like Geno’s chances of winning the “QB battle” with Mike Vick.
  • Oh right……………..

    More like Johnny Vegas

    More like Johnny Vegas

The 2014 ‘What if’ Mock Draft…

Can you feel the excitement?!  We are a mere two days away from the NFL Draft.  Draft parties are finalized, Big-Boards are coming together, smoke screens are thicker than Andy Reid’s mid-section, and Mock Drafts are all looking….the same, 1) Jadeveon Clowney 2) Greg Robinson……blah, blah, blah.  But the reason we are all tuning in Thursday (thru Saturday) is because the draft never falls the way any of us expect (NFL GM’s included).  You never know where drama will unfold, but it does every year.  Be it Aaron Rodgers free fall in 2005, Mario Williams going over Reggie Bush (and Vince Young) in 2006, or the Patriots trading up to make Jerod Mayo a Top 10 pick in 2008.  It’s reality television that pits your teams front office against the rest of the league.  I’ll have plenty of time to unvail my “real” mock draft, but for now I’m going the contrarian approach and asking some hypothetical questions along the way.  (Big shout out to KFFL for their Mock Draft Machine).

WHATIF001

What if the Texans aren’t sold on Clowney and view Mack as every bit the athlete and prospect.  If so, and if he is a better scheme fit than why not make it back-to-back #1 overall picks for the MAC?!  Move over SEC, there is a new powerhouse in NCAA Football.

WHATIF002

What if the Jaguars are sick of “playing it safe”?  What if this year they play to win…now!  Johnny Football gives this team instant star power in a way few prospects can.  How many seats does Wembley Stadium hold?WHATIF003

What if Mike Evans is the first WR off the board?  It might send #TwitterMock into a tizzy, but it wouldn’t shock The Machine.  People only want to focus on Evans height and wing span, which are spectacularly awesome, but fail to mention how great of an athlete this kid is.  Go look at his Combine numbers, they are off the chart.  He is a height/weight/speed freak built to play receiver in todays NFL.

What if the Falcons don’t do any wheeling-and-dealing and land the top OT?

WHATIF004

What if Tampa Bay doesn’t believe in the Myth of the First Round Quarterback and feel like this is their only chance at landing a Franchise QB prospect?

What if the Vikings and Bills aren’t bullshitting about their affinity for Donald and Ebron, respectively?  Will they put their money where their mouth is and bypass an elite OT prospect in Mathews to get “their guy”?

WHATIF005

What if the G-men are content with their offseason offensive line make-over and instead give Eli another weapon?  There hasn’t been a shortage of people willing to throw Rueben Randle under the bus this offseason.

WHATIF006

What if the Bears and Steelers swap notes on defensive backs this year because both teams are in desperate need of secondary help?

WHATIF007

What if WR’s::2014 1st Round as OT’s::2013 1st Round?

What if Miami does something crazy like actually get value with a draft pick?

WHATIF008

What if Teddy Bridgewater is as good as we all thought he was 6 months ago?  This would allow the Chiefs to let Alex Smith walk after this year.  If the Packers can draft Aaron Rodgers with Brett Favre on the roster than this pick not might not be as far-fetched as you might think.

WHATIF009

What if Easley, Roby and Matthews turn out to be the best DL, CB, and WR of this draft class?  The rich get richer.

And finally, what if Kate Upton does show up the The Official Big Red Sports Machine 2014 Draft Party?

 

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I get all my Draft info from The Big Red Sports Machine.