Week 1 Picks Against Humanity (The Spread)

Buckle up for another exciting year of professional handicapping action brought to you by the finest collection of degenerates we could find!  Ginger King is the reigning champ, putting on a furious late-season rally to overtake Dr. Mike.  This year we’ve added another “Joe” (Big Daddy) to the rotation to help tilt the balance of power against Rage and Ginger (aka, the BRSM Pro’s).  Will it help?….we doubt it, but only one way to find out:

WEEK 1
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM SEATTLE 5.5 Green Bay
Sunday 1 PM New England 4.5 MIAMI
Sunday 1 PM PITTSBURGH 6.5 Cleveland
Sunday 1 PM New Orleans 3 ATLANTA
Sunday 1 PM KANSAS CITY 4 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM BALTIMORE 1.5 Cincinnati
Sunday 1 PM NYJ 5.5 Oakland
Sunday 1 PM ST. LOUIS 4 Minnesota
Sunday 1 PM PHILADELPHIA 10 Jacksonville
Sunday 1 PM CHICAGO 7 Buffalo
Sunday 1 PM HOUSTON 2.5 Washington
Sunday 4:25 PM TAMPA BAY 1.5 Carolina
Sunday 4:25 PM San Francisco 4.5 DALLAS
Sunday 8:30 PM DENVER 7.5 Indianapolis
Monday 7:10 PM DETROIT 5 Giants
Monday 10:20 PM ARIZONA 3 San Diego
THE (EXPERT) PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
W L T W L T W L T W L T W L T
Last Year 131 117 8 135 113 8 132 116 8 0 0 0 121 127 8
Season to-date 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay SEATTLE Green Bay
New England MIAMI New England New England New England
Cleveland PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH
ATLANTA ATLANTA New Orleans ATLANTA ATLANTA
KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY Tennessee KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY
BALTIMORE Cincinnati BALTIMORE Cincinnati Cincinnati
NYJ Oakland NYJ NYJ NYJ
Minnesota Minnesota Minnesota ST. LOUIS Minnesota
Jacksonville PHILADELPHIA Jacksonville PHILADELPHIA PHILADELPHIA
Buffalo CHICAGO CHICAGO Buffalo Buffalo
Washington HOUSTON Washington Washington Washington
TAMPA BAY Carolina Carolina TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY
San Francisco San Francisco San Francisco DALLAS San Francisco
DENVER DENVER Indianapolis DENVER Indianapolis
DETROIT Giants Giants DETROIT DETROIT
San Diego San Diego San Diego San Diego San Diego
LOCK: NYJ KC New England DENVER  NYJ
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