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Weekly Picks

Week 4 Picks ATS

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WEEK 4
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM WASHINGTON 3.5 nyg
Sunday 1 PM Green Bay 1.5 CHICAGO
Sunday 1 PM HOUSTON 3 Buffalo
Sunday 1 PM INDIANAPOLIS 7.5 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM BALTIMORE 3 Carolina
Sunday 1 PM Detroit 1.5 NYJ
Sunday 1 PM PITTSBURGH 7.5 Tampa Bay
Sunday 1 PM Miami 4 OAKLAND
Sunday 4:05 PM SAN DIEGO 13 Jacksonville
Sunday 4:25 PM Atlanta 2.5 MINNESOTA
Sunday 4:25 PM SAN FRANCISCO 5.5 Philadelphia
Sunday 8:30 PM New Orleans 3 DALLAS
Monday 8:30 PM New England 3.5 KANSAS CITY
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 7-9 12-4 9-7 9-7 10-6
YTD 26-22 28-20 23-25 22-26 23-25
WASHINGTON nyg nyg nyg WASHINGTON
CHICAGO CHICAGO CHICAGO Green Bay Green Bay
HOUSTON HOUSTON HOUSTON Buffalo HOUSTON
INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS
Carolina Carolina BALTIMORE BALTIMORE Carolina
Detroit Detroit Detroit Detroit NYJ
Tampa Bay PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH
OAKLAND OAKLAND Miami OAKLAND OAKLAND
Jacksonville Jacksonville SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO
Atlanta Atlanta MINNESOTA Atlanta Atlanta
Philadelphia Philadelphia Philadelphia SAN FRANCISCO SAN FRANCISCO
New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans DALLAS
New England New England KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY
LOCK NO  INDY BALT  PITT INDY
Lock Wins 1 1 2 1 0
Gratuitous shot of cheerleaders.

Gratuitous shot of cheerleaders.

GINGER KING vs ROIDRAGE

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The Big Red Sports Machine founders squared off last week and the results were shockingly similar (and as satisfying I might add) to National Kick-A-Ginger Day!

See for yourself:

ROIDRAGE                                       GINGERKING

Beatdown City!

WEEK 3 Picks ATS

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WEEK 3
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM ATLANTA 6.5 Tampa Bay
Sunday 1 PM BUFFALO 2.5 San Diego
Sunday 1 PM Dallas 1.5 ST. LOUIS
Sunday 1 PM PHILADELPHIA 6.5 Washington
Sunday 1 PM Houston 2.5 NYG
Sunday 1 PM NEW ORLEANS 9.5 Minnesota
Sunday 1 PM CINCINNATI 6.5 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM Baltimore 1 CLEVELAND
Sunday 1 PM DETROIT 1 Green Bay
Sunday 1:00 PM Indianapolis 7 JACKSONVILLE
Sunday 4:05 PM NEW ENGLAND 14 Oakland
Sunday 4:05 PM San Francisco 2.5 ARIZONA
Sunday 4:25 PM SEATTLE 5 Denver
Sunday 4:25 PM MIAMI 4 Kansas City
Sunday 8:30 PM CAROLINA 3 Pittsburgh
Monday 8:30 PM NYJ 2.5 Chicago
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 12-4 6-10 8-8 6-10 4-12
YTD 19-13 16-16 14-18 13-19 13-19
Tampa Bay ATLANTA ATLANTA Tampa Bay ATLANTA
BUFFALO San Diego San Diego BUFFALO BUFFALO
ST. LOUIS Dallas Dallas ST. LOUIS Dallas
Washington Washington PHILADELPHIA Washington PHILADELPHIA
NYG NYG NYG NYG NYG
NEW ORLEANS NEW ORLEANS Minnesota NEW ORLEANS NEW ORLEANS
CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI
Baltimore Baltimore Baltimore CLEVELAND Baltimore
Green Bay Green Bay DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT
Indianapolis Indianapolis JACKSONVILLE Indianapolis Indianapolis
NEW ENGLAND NEW ENGLAND Oakland Oakland NEW ENGLAND
San Francisco ARIZONA San Francisco San Francisco ARIZONA
Denver Denver Denver SEATTLE Denver
MIAMI Kansas City MIAMI Kansas City MIAMI
CAROLINA CAROLINA CAROLINA CAROLINA CAROLINA
Chicago Chicago Chicago NYJ Chicago
LOCK Carolina NYG  Baltimore Carolina Denver
Lock Wins 1 0 1 1 0
These franchises have never been the same...

The day it all changed…

Week 2 Picks ATS

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WEEK 2
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM BALTIMORE 2.5 Pittsburgh
Sunday 1 PM WASHINGTON 6 Jacksonville
Sunday 1 PM TENNESSEE 3.5 Dallas
Sunday 1 PM Arizona 2.5 NYG
Sunday 1 PM New England 3 MINNESOTA
Sunday 1 PM New Orleans 6.5 CLEVELAND
Sunday 1 PM CINCINNATI 5 Atlanta
Sunday 1 PM CAROLINA 2.5 Detroit
Sunday 1 PM BUFFALO Even Miami
Sunday 4:05 PM TAMPA BAY 6 St. Louis
Sunday 4:05 PM Seattle 6 SAN DIEGO
Sunday 4:25 PM Houston 3 OAKLAND
Sunday 4:25 PM GREEN BAY 9 nyj
Sunday 4:25 PM DENVER 11.5 Kansas City
Sunday 8:30 PM SAN FRANCISCO 7 Chicago
Monday 8:30 PM INDIANAPOLIS 3 Philadelphia
THE PICKS
RR
 GK Dr. M Big D Vegas Vinny
Last Week 7-9 10-6 6-10 7-9 9-7
YTD 7-9 10-6 6-10 7-9 9-7
BALTIMORE Pittsburgh BALTIMORE BALTIMORE Pittsburgh
Jacksonville  WASHINGTON  WASHINGTON Jacksonville WASHINGTON
Dallas  Dallas  TENNESSEE Dallas Dallas
Arizona  NYG  Arizona NYG NYG
New England  New England  New England New England MINNESOTA
CLEVELAND  New Orleans  New Orleans CLEVELAND New Orleans
CINCINNATI  Atlanta  Atlanta Atlanta CINCINNATI
Detroit  Detroit  Detroit Detroit Detroit
BUFFALO  BUFFALO  BUFFALO Miami Miami
TAMPA BAY  TAMPA BAY  TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY
SAN DIEGO  SAN DIEGO  Seattle Seattle Seattle
Houston  OAKLAND  Houston OAKLAND Houston
Jets  Jets  Jets Jets GREEN BAY
Kansas City  DENVER  Kansas City DENVER DENVER
SAN FRANCISCO  SAN FRANCISCO  SAN FRANCISCO Chicago SAN FRANCISCO
Philadelphia  INDIANAPOLIS  INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS
LOCK Philly  Atlanta  New England Chicago  Detroit
Lock Wins 0 0 0 0 0
How 'bout dem Cowboys!

How ’bout dem Cowboys!

Week 1 Picks Against Humanity (The Spread)

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Buckle up for another exciting year of professional handicapping action brought to you by the finest collection of degenerates we could find!  Ginger King is the reigning champ, putting on a furious late-season rally to overtake Dr. Mike.  This year we’ve added another “Joe” (Big Daddy) to the rotation to help tilt the balance of power against Rage and Ginger (aka, the BRSM Pro’s).  Will it help?….we doubt it, but only one way to find out:

WEEK 1
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM SEATTLE 5.5 Green Bay
Sunday 1 PM New England 4.5 MIAMI
Sunday 1 PM PITTSBURGH 6.5 Cleveland
Sunday 1 PM New Orleans 3 ATLANTA
Sunday 1 PM KANSAS CITY 4 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM BALTIMORE 1.5 Cincinnati
Sunday 1 PM NYJ 5.5 Oakland
Sunday 1 PM ST. LOUIS 4 Minnesota
Sunday 1 PM PHILADELPHIA 10 Jacksonville
Sunday 1 PM CHICAGO 7 Buffalo
Sunday 1 PM HOUSTON 2.5 Washington
Sunday 4:25 PM TAMPA BAY 1.5 Carolina
Sunday 4:25 PM San Francisco 4.5 DALLAS
Sunday 8:30 PM DENVER 7.5 Indianapolis
Monday 7:10 PM DETROIT 5 Giants
Monday 10:20 PM ARIZONA 3 San Diego
THE (EXPERT) PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
W L T W L T W L T W L T W L T
Last Year 131 117 8 135 113 8 132 116 8 0 0 0 121 127 8
Season to-date 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay SEATTLE Green Bay
New England MIAMI New England New England New England
Cleveland PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH
ATLANTA ATLANTA New Orleans ATLANTA ATLANTA
KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY Tennessee KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY
BALTIMORE Cincinnati BALTIMORE Cincinnati Cincinnati
NYJ Oakland NYJ NYJ NYJ
Minnesota Minnesota Minnesota ST. LOUIS Minnesota
Jacksonville PHILADELPHIA Jacksonville PHILADELPHIA PHILADELPHIA
Buffalo CHICAGO CHICAGO Buffalo Buffalo
Washington HOUSTON Washington Washington Washington
TAMPA BAY Carolina Carolina TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY
San Francisco San Francisco San Francisco DALLAS San Francisco
DENVER DENVER Indianapolis DENVER Indianapolis
DETROIT Giants Giants DETROIT DETROIT
San Diego San Diego San Diego San Diego San Diego
LOCK: NYJ KC New England DENVER  NYJ
We've got you COVERED!

We’ve got you COVERED!

WEEK 17 Staff Picks ATS (2013)

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WEEK 17
THE GAMES
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
12/29 1:00 ET Carolina    -6 At Atlanta
12/29 1:00 ET At Tennessee    -7.5 Houston
12/29 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh    -7 Cleveland
12/29 1:00 ET At NY Giants    -3.5 Washington
12/29 1:00 ET At Cincinnati    -6.5 Baltimore
12/29 1:00 ET At Indianapolis    -10.5 Jacksonville
12/29 1:00 ET At Miami    -5.5 NY Jets
12/29 1:00 ET At Minnesota    -2.5 Detroit
12/29 4:25 ET Green Bay    -3 At Chicago
12/29 4:25 ET At New England    -7.5 Buffalo
12/29 4:25 ET At Seattle    -11.5 St. Louis
12/29 4:25 ET At New Orleans    -12 Tampa Bay
12/29 4:25 ET Denver    -11 At Oakland
12/29 4:25 ET San Francisco    -1 At Arizona
12/29 4:25 ET At San Diego    -10 Kansas City
12/29 8:30 ET Philadelphia    -6.5 At Dallas
       
THE PICKS
  Roid Rage     Ginger King     Dr. Mike     Vegas Vinny  
  W L T     W L T     W L T     W L T  
Last Week 9 7 0     12 4 0     7 9 0     7 9 0  
Season to-date 119 113 8     124 108 8     123 109 8     110 122 8  
   CAR      CAR      CAR      CAR  
   HOU      TENN      TENN      TENN  
   PITT      PITT      CLE      PITT  
   WASH      NYG      NYG      NYG  
   CIN      BALT      CIN      CIN  
   JAC      JAC      INDY      JAG  
   NYJ      MIA      MIA      MIA  
   DET     DET       DET      DET  
   GB      GB      GB      GB  
   NE      NE      NE      BUF  
   SEA      SEA      STL      SEA  
   NO      NO      TB      NO  
   DEN      DEN      DEN      DEN  
   SF      SF      SF      SF  
   KC      KC      KC      KC  
   PHI      DAL      PHI      DAL  
LOTW  SF      CAR      DET      NO  
LOTW Record 9 8 0     8 9 0     6 11 0     10 6 1  

WEEK 8 Staff Picks ATS (2013)…with bonus World Series Predictions!

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WEEK 8
THE GAMES
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
10/24 8:25 ET Carolina -6 At Tampa Bay
10/27 1:00 ET San Francisco -16.5 At Jacksonville
10/27 1:00 ET At Detroit -3 Dallas
10/27 1:00 ET At Philadelphia -5.5 NY Giants
10/27 1:00 ET At Kansas City -7.5 Cleveland
10/27 1:00 ET At New Orleans -11.5 Buffalo
10/27 1:00 ET At New England -6.5 Miami
10/27 4:05 ET At Cincinnati -6.5 NY Jets
10/27 4:05 ET Pittsburgh -2.5 At Oakland
10/27 4:25 ET At Denver -12.5 Washington
10/27 4:25 ET At Arizona -2.5 Atlanta
10/27 8:30 ET Green Bay -9 at Minnesota
10/28 8:40 ET Seattle -11 At St. Louis
THE PICKS
Roid Rage     Ginger King     Dr. Mike     Vegas Vinny
W L T W L T W L T W L T
Last Week 11 4 0 8 7 0 6 9 0 7 8 0
Season to-date 54 49 4 50 53 4 56 47 4 51 52 4
CAR CAR CAR CAR
SF JAC SF SF
DAL DAL DET DAL
PHI NYG NYG PHI
CLE KC KC KC
BUF NO NO NO
MIA MIA MIA MIA
NYJ CIN CIN NYJ
OAK PIT PIT PIT
DEN DEN DEN DEN
ATL ATL ATL ATL
GB GB GB GB
SEA SEA SEA SEA
LOTW SF ATL ATL GB
LOTW Record 4 3 0 1 6 0 3 4 0 4 3 0
WORLD SERIES BONUS PLAY
GAME 2 Line: Boston -122; O/U 7
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Vegas Vinny
GAME 2 Line: Boston -119/St. Louis +119
Boston Boston Boston
GAME 2 O/U: 7
Under Under Under
WORLD SERIES PREDICTIONS
Series Winner (# of games)
Boston (6) Boston (5) Boston (5) St. Louis (7)
Series MVP
Pedroia Ortiz Napoli Beltran
Big Papi Homers, O/U 1.5
Under Over Over Over

WEEK 2 Staff Picks ATS (2013)

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WEEK 2         Roid Rage     Ginger King     Dr. Mike     Vegas Vinny
        W L T     W L T     W L T     W L T
    Last Week 4 11 1     7 8 1     9 6 1     5 10 1
    Season to-date 4 11 1     7 8 1     9 6 1     5 10 1
                                         
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog Total                      
9/12 8:25 ET At New England    -12 NY Jets 44   NYJ     NE     NYJ     NYJ
9/15 1:00 ET At Philadelphia    -7.5 San Diego 54.5   PHI     PHI     SD     SD
9/15 1:00 ET At Baltimore    -6.5 Cleveland 43.5   BALT     BALT     CLE     BALT
9/15 1:00 ET At Houston    -9 Tennessee 43   TENN     HOU     HOU     TENN
9/15 1:00 ET At Indianapolis    -3 Miami 42.5   MIA     INDY     INDY     INDY
9/15 1:00 ET Carolina    -3 At Buffalo 44   CAR     BUF     BUF     BUF
9/15 1:00 ET At Atlanta    -7 St. Louis 47   STL     STL     ATL     ATL
9/15 1:00 ET At Green Bay    -7.5 Washington 49.5   GB     GB     GB     WASH
9/15 1:00 ET At Kansas City    -2.5 Dallas 46.5   DAL     DAL     DAL     DAL
9/15 1:00 ET At Chicago    -6 Minnesota 41.5   CHI     CHI     CHI     MINN
9/15 4:05 ET New Orleans    -3 At Tampa Bay 47   NO     NO     NO     NO
9/15 4:05 ET Detroit    -1.5 At Arizona 47.5   ARIZ     ARIZ     DET     DET
9/15 4:25 ET At Oakland    -6 Jacksonville 39.5   JAX     OAK     JAC     OAK
9/15 4:25 ET Denver    -4.5 At NY Giants 55   NYG     DEN     DEN     DEN
9/15 8:30 ET At Seattle    -3 San Francisco 44.5   SEA     SF     SF     SF
9/16 8:40 ET At Cincinnati    -7 Pittsburgh 40.5   CINCY     PITT     CINCY     CINCY
        Lock of the Week   BALT     NO     CHI     INDY
        LOTW Record   0 1 0     0 1 0     0 1 0     0 1 0
                                               

WEEK 1 Staff Picks ATS (2013)

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WEEK 1         Roid Rage     Ginger King     Dr. Mike     Vegas Vinny
 BRSM       W L T     W L T     W L T     W L T
    Last Week 0 0 0     0 0 0     0 0 0     0 0 0
    Season to-date 0 0 0     0 0 0     0 0 0     0 0 0
                                         
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog Total                      
9/5 8:30 ET At Denver    -7.5 Baltimore 48.5   BAL     DEN     DEN     DEN
9/8 1:00 ET New England    -10 At Buffalo 51   BUF     BUF     BUF      NE
9/8 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh    -7 Tennessee 42   PITT     TENN      TENN     PITT
9/8 1:00 ET At New Orleans    -3 Atlanta 54   ATL     NO      NO     ATL
9/8 1:00 ET Tampa Bay    -3 At NY Jets 39.5   TB     TB      TB     TB
9/8 1:00 ET Kansas City    -3.5 At Jacksonville 41   JAX     KC      JAX     KC
9/8 1:00 ET At Chicago    -3 Cincinnati 42   Cincy     Cincy      CHIC     Cincy
9/8 1:00 ET At Cleveland     PK Miami 41   CLE     MIA      MIA     MIA
9/8 1:00 ET Seattle    -3.5 At Carolina 45   SEA     SEA      SEA     SEA
9/8 1:00 ET At Detroit    -5 Minnesota 46.5   MINN     MINN      DET     MINN
9/8 1:00 ET At Indianapolis    -9.5 Oakland 47   Indy     Indy      Indy     Indy
9/8 4:25 ET At St. Louis    -5 Arizona 41   ARIZ     STL      ARIZ     STL
9/8 4:25 ET At San Francisco    -4.5 Green Bay 49   GB     GB      SF     GB
9/8 8:30 ET At Dallas    -3.5 NY Giants 48.5   DAL     NYG      NYG     DAL
9/9 7:10 ET At Washington    -3.5 Philadelphia 51   WASH     WASH      WASH     WASH
9/9 10:20 ET Houston    -4 At San Diego 44   HOU     HOU      HOU     HOU
        Lock of the Week   HOU     GB      TB     PITT
        LOTW Record   0 0 0     0 0 0     0 0 0     0 0 0
                                               

Week 14 Staff Picks – ATS

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Games Roid Rage Ginger King Results
Last week (Year to date):
10-5-1 (45-40-2)
5-10-1 (46-39-2)
Denver (-10) @ Oakland  Denver  Denver
Philadelphia @ Tampa Bay (-9)  TB  PHIL
Dallas @ Cincinnati (-3)  Cincy  Dallas
San Diego @ Pittsburgh (-7)  Pitt  Pitt
St. Louis @ Buffalo (-3)  Buffalo  Buffalo
Atlanta (-3.5) @ Carolina  Carolina  Atlanta
Chicago (-2.5) @ Minnesota  Minnesota  Chicago
KC @ Cleveland (-7)  Cleveland  Cleveland
Baltimore @ Washington (-1.5)  Baltimore  Baltimore
Tennessee @ Indianapolis (-5)  Indy  Indy
NYJ (-2.5) @ Jacksonville  Jax  Jax
Miami @ San Francisco (-11.5)  Miami  San Fran
Arizona @ Seattle (-11.5)  Seattle  Seattle
New Orleans @ NYG (-4.5)  NYG  NYG
Detroit @ Green Bay (-7)  GB  GB
Houston @ New England (-3.5)  Houston  New England
*Odds courtesy of 5dimes, Thursday afternoon
Lock & Load!
RR: Cleveland (-7), GB (-7), Carolina (+3.5)
GK:  Indy (-5), Dallas (+3), Pittsburgh (-7)Fun with numbers: In the last five weeks….

  • Ginger King is 5-0 in picking the correct outcome of the Oakland Raider games (6-0 if you count Thursday nights beat down)!  The King is also 4-1 in picking the Cincinnati Bengals games.
  • The Machine is a combined 5-11 in games with double-digit spreads.  However, in games with spreads two points or less, The Machine is a combined 19-13.
  • In games that Roid Rage and Ginger King pick the same winner: 21-18-2
  • Roid Rage has correctly predicted the last 4 San Diego Chargers games and is 4-1 in the last 5 Carolina Panthers games.

Homer Report: In the last 5 weeks…..

  • Ginger King is 0-4 in picking the NY Giants games (dude, it’s okay to take off the Eli jersey and wash it every once in a while).
  • Roid Rage is 3-2 in picking the Buffalo Bills games.