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2013 Fantasy Football Pecking Order: RBs & WRs
At last, now that the salad (TEs) and appetizers (QBs) are consumed it’s time for the real meat & potatoes portion of fantasy football: RBs and WRs. Let’s strap on the old feed bag and have at it shall we: (Note: Rankings are based on PPR-scoring, because lets face it, if you’re not doing PPR than you’re not doing it right)…
Running Backs
Player | Composite Rank | Ginger King | Roid Rage |
Adrian Peterson (MIN) | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Arian Foster (HOU) | 2 | 2 | 5 |
Doug Martin (TBB) | 3 | 4 | 3 |
LeSean McCoy (PHI) | 4 | 5 | 6 |
Jamaal Charles (KCC) | 5 | 7 | 4 |
C.J. Spiller (BUF) | 6 | 9 | 2 |
Ray Rice (BAL) | 7 | 3 | 9 |
Marshawn Lynch (SEA) | 8 | 6 | 7 |
Alfred Morris (WAS) | 9 | 8 | 11 |
Matt Forte (CHI) | 10 | 11 | 8 |
Trent Richardson (CLE) | 11 | 12 | 10 |
Chris Johnson (TEN) | 12 | 10 | 15 |
Stevan Ridley (NEP) | 13 | 17 | 12 |
David Wilson (NYG) | 14 | 15 | 17 |
Steven Jackson (ATL) | 15 | 16 | 16 |
Reggie Bush (DET) | 16 | 18 | 14 |
Darren Sproles (NOS) | 17 | 19 | 13 |
Frank Gore (SFO) | 18 | 13 | 21 |
Maurice Jones-Drew (JAC) | 19 | 14 | 20 |
DeMarco Murray (DAL) | 20 | 20 | 24 |
Lamar Miller (MIA) | 21 | 25 | 22 |
Ryan Mathews (SDC) | 22 | 21 | 27 |
DeAngelo Williams (CAR) | 23 | 31 | 19 |
Chris Ivory (NYJ) | 24 | 26 | 25 |
Vick Ballard (IND) | 25 | 22 | 30 |
Le’Veon Bell (PIT) | 26 | 29 | 23 |
Mark Ingram (NOS) | 27 | 23 | 34 |
Rashard Mendenhall (ARI) | 28 | 30 | 28 |
Fred Jackson (BUF) | 29 | 28 | 33 |
Andre Brown (NYG) | 30 | 24 | 41 |
Bryce Brown (PHI) | 31 | 34 | 32 |
BenJarvus Green-Ellis (CIN) | 32 | 27 | 45 |
Jacquizz Rodgers (ATL) | 33 | 35 | 37 |
Eddie Lacy (GBP) | 34 | 33 | 42 |
Danny Woodhead (SDC) | 35 | 32 | 47 |
Giovani Bernard (CIN) | 36 | 43 | 36 |
Marcel Reece (OAK) | 37 | 41 | 40 |
Ben Tate (HOU) | 38 | 47 | 38 |
Daniel Thomas (MIA) | 39 | 42 | 48 |
Denard Robinson (JAC) | 40 | 44 | 46 |
Ahmad Bradshaw (IND) | 41 | 48 | 43 |
Darren McFadden (OAK) | 42 | – | 18 |
Montee Ball (DEN) | 43 | – | 26 |
Pierre Thomas (NOS) | 44 | – | 29 |
Vick Ballard (IND) | 45 | – | 30 |
Shane Vereen (NEP) | 46 | – | 35 |
Ryan Williams (ARI) | 47 | 36 | – |
Michael Bush (CHI) | 48 | 37 | – |
Donald Brown (IND) | 49 | 39 | – |
LeGarrette Blount (NEP) | 50 | 40 | – |
Daryl Richardson (STL) | 51 | – | 44 |
Michael Turner (FA*) | 52 | 45 | – |
Anthony Dixon (SFO) | 53 | 46 | – |
Lance Dunbar (DAL) | 54 | – | 49 |
Zac Stacy (STL) | 55 | – | 50 |
Knowshon Moreno (DEN) | 56 | 49 | – |
Wide Receivers
Player | Composite Rank | Ginger King | Roid Rage |
Calvin Johnson (DET) | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Dez Bryant (DAL) | 2 | 2 | 3 |
A.J. Green (CIN) | 3 | 4 | 4 |
Brandon Marshall (CHI) | 4 | 7 | 2 |
Julio Jones (ATL) | 5 | 3 | 7 |
Andre Johnson (HOU) | 6 | 5 | 9 |
Demaryius Thomas (DEN) | 7 | 10 | 5 |
Vincent Jackson (TBB) | 8 | 9 | 6 |
Victor Cruz (NYG) | 9 | 8 | 8 |
Larry Fitzgerald (ARI) | 10 | 6 | 11 |
Roddy White (ATL) | 11 | 11 | 12 |
Marques Colston (NOS) | 12 | 16 | 10 |
Randall Cobb (GBP) | 13 | 14 | 13 |
Wes Welker (DEN) | 14 | 12 | 17 |
Reggie Wayne (IND) | 15 | 15 | 18 |
Jordy Nelson (GBP) | 16 | 18 | 15 |
Hakeem Nicks (NYG) | 17 | 13 | 23 |
Danny Amendola (NEP) | 18 | 22 | 16 |
DeSean Jackson (PHI) | 19 | 17 | 24 |
Antonio Brown (PIT) | 20 | 21 | 20 |
Pierre Garcon (WAS) | 21 | 28 | 14 |
Eric Decker (DEN) | 22 | 26 | 19 |
Steve Smith (CAR) | 23 | 20 | 26 |
Stevie Johnson (BUF) | 24 | 24 | 22 |
Dwayne Bowe (KCC) | 25 | 23 | 25 |
Torrey Smith (BAL) | 26 | 25 | 27 |
Mike Wallace (MIA) | 27 | 19 | 35 |
James Jones (GBP) | 28 | 30 | 32 |
T.Y. Hilton (IND) | 29 | 34 | 28 |
Anquan Boldin (SFO) | 30 | 32 | 31 |
Cecil Shorts (JAC) | 31 | 47 | 21 |
Miles Austin (DAL) | 32 | 29 | 41 |
Mike Williams (TBB) | 33 | 31 | 38 |
Greg Jennings (MIN) | 34 | 27 | 45 |
Kenny Britt (TEN) | 35 | 33 | 40 |
Lance Moore (NOS) | 36 | 37 | 37 |
Sidney Rice (SEA) | 37 | 38 | 39 |
Justin Blackmon (JAC) | 38 | 42 | 36 |
Golden Tate (SEA) | 39 | 49 | 34 |
Kendall Wright (TEN) | 40 | 44 | 42 |
Rueben Randle (NYG) | 41 | 45 | 43 |
DeAndre Hopkins (HOU) | 42 | 43 | 49 |
Denarius Moore (OAK) | 43 | 46 | 50 |
Mohamed Sanu (CIN) | 44 | – | 33 |
Tavon Austin (STL) | 45 | 35 | – |
Nate Burleson (DET) | 46 | 36 | – |
Brian Hartline (MIA) | 47 | 39 | – |
Devery Henderson (WAS) | 48 | 40 | – |
Malcom Floyd (SDC) | 49 | 41 | – |
Jeremy Kerley (NYJ) | 50 | – | 46 |
Andrew Hawkins (CIN) | 51 | – | 47 |
Vincent Brown (SDC) | 52 | – | 48 |
Santana Moss (WAS) | 53 | 48 | – |
2013 Fantasy Football Pecking Order: TEs
For those of you that had Dustin Keller on your cheatsheets (here’s looking at you Ginger King), consider sending DJ Swearinger a thank you card…..
Player | Composite Rank | Ginger King | Roid Rage |
Jimmy Graham (NOS) | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Rob Gronkowski (NEP) | 2 | 3 | 2 |
Tony Gonzalez (ATL) | 3 | 2 | 5 |
Vernon Davis (SFO) | 4 | 4 | 4 |
Jason Witten (DAL) | 5 | 5 | 3 |
Kyle Rudolph (MIN) | 6 | 7 | 6 |
Brandon Pettigrew (DET) | 7 | 6 | 11 |
Brandon Myers (NYG) | 8 | 8 | 9 |
Jermaine Gresham (CIN) | 9 | 10 | 10 |
Greg Olsen (CAR) | 10 | 13 | 8 |
Martellus Bennett (CHI) | 11 | 14 | 7 |
Antonio Gates (SDC) | 12 | 12 | 12 |
Owen Daniels (HOU) | 13 | 9 | 16 |
Jermichael Finley (GBP) | 14 | 11 | 15 |
Heath Miller (PIT) | 15 | 19 | 13 |
Marcedes Lewis (JAC) | 16 | 15 | 18 |
Jared Cook (STL) | 17 | 17 | 17 |
Jordan Cameron (CLE) | 18 | – | 14 |
Fred Davis (WAS) | 19 | 16 | – |
Dustin Keller (MIA) | 20 | 18 | – |
Robert Housler (ARI) | 21 | – | 19 |
Ed Dickson (BAL) | 22 | 20 | – |
Dwayne Allen (IND) | 23 | – | 20 |
NFL Draft Day 2 – Sloppy Seconds
Wow, what a night! And we (as well as all others playing along with The Machine’s Draft Day Drink-a-thon) remember most of it. The Machine nailed some key draft picks…including picking Eric Fisher at #1. We usually don’t gloat, but who had DJ Hayden at 12? That’s right, this Ginger!
We’ll have a full recap of winners and losers when it’s all over, but for now let’s focus on who’s left. There are quality players still on the Board. Here’s our Top 10 list of Best Players Available.
- Tank Carradine, DE Florida St.
- Arthur Brown, LB Kansas St.
- Jamar Taylor, CB, Boise St.
- Robert Woods, WR USC
- Jonathon Cyprien, S FIU
- Geno Smith, QB West Virginia
- Menelik Watson, OL Florida St.
- Jesse Williams, DT Alabama
- Manti Te’o, LB Notre Dame
- Eddie Lacy, RB Alabama
Happy Drafting!
Mock Draft (v 5.0) – Greg’s Final Mock
The Final Mock is such a sacred thing (like your virginity) that Brian and I each had to have our own. The big day is finally upon us! Leave your comments below, and don’t forget to play along with The Machine’s Draft Day Drink-a-thon! Now, on to our Final Mock, where we probably performed better than when we lost our virginity…
1 |
Kansas City Chiefs: | Eric Fisher | OL | C. Michigan |
Analysis: Cutting Eric Winston and openly shopping Brandon Albert (reported deal with Miami to be in place during the Draft) make Eric a no brainer here. |
2 |
Jacksonville Jaguars: | Dion Jordan | OLB | Oregon |
Analysis: “Jags are a mess, and need help at every position”. I couldn’t have said it better myself. They’d love the opportunity to trade down, but nobody is going to be willing to pay the premium. Caldwell, Bradley and Khan (the Jaguar brain trust) are all onboard with this selection. |
3 |
Oakland Raiders | Star Lotulelei | DT | Utah |
Analysis: Oakland must draft a DT, their defensive line has been completely gutted. I think it’s a toss up between Star and Floyd. If they can’t trade back a few picks, they stay put and draft a stud DT in Star. |
4 |
Philadelphia Eagles | Ezikiel Ansah | DE | BYU |
Analysis: Uh oh, the Geno Smith slide begins. Philly’s d-line, like da Raiders, has been decimated. Shariff Floyd will get a look, but Ansah provides a little more quickness. Expect a chorus of boos from Philly fans. |
5 |
Detroit Lions | Luke Joeckle | OL | Texas A&M |
Analysis: The Lions should run to the podium if Joeckle’s still here. Losing Cherilus (free agency) and Backus (retirement) makes this a clear need. The o-line needs to be bolstered. Joeckle’s got the size, stregth, and athleticism to step in and protect Stafford’s blindside right away. |
6 |
Cleveland Browns | Dee Milliner | CB | Alabama |
Analysis: Anyone else think it’s a coincidence a story circulated right before the draft highlighting Dee’s medical issues? We believe someone (*cough Jets*) is hoping the news will cause Dee to slide. The Browns, however, aren’t buying it, and take the draft’s best cover corner. |
7 |
Arizona Cardinals | Lane Johnson | OL | OK |
Analysis: The drop off in OL is steep after Lane. Arizona could be in a prime spot for a team looking to jump up and grab Lane. They’d also be well-suited to have him on their team. |
8 |
Buffalo Bills | Tavon Austin | WR | West Virginia |
Analysis: The Bills are tough to figure out. Despite the SU connection (and Geno still on the board) the Bills do not overspend and take a QB here. Instead, they give the offense a different jolt. Tavon will take pressure off Stevie Johnson and Fred Jackson/CJ. Two problems solved with one guy. Also, you heard it here: Buffalo will trade to get back in to the first round (in the mid to late 20’s) to get their QB. |
9 |
NY Jets | Geno Smith | QB | West Virginia |
Analysis: This pick might actually get Jets fans to cheer, as it signals a clean break from the disaster that is Mark Sanchez. Rex will also use this to buy himself another year of employment. |
10 |
Tennessee Titans | Shariff Floyd | DT | Florida |
Analysis: Hard to come up with a scenario where Floyd slips out of the Top 10; this is his floor. |
11 |
San Diego Chargers | Chance Warmack | OG | Alabama |
Analysis: Guards are typically underappreciated, but not this year, as there are two that could be gone in the first round. Chargers might look to trade down (a theme for the evening) and target someone like DJ Fluker, but chance has a lot of upside. |
12 |
Miami Dolphins | D.J. Hayden | CB | Houston |
Analysis: Dolphins would love to jump up and grab one of the Top 3 OL. If not, their next area of need is cornerback. We’re buying the hype on D.J. Hayden. |
13 |
New York Jets | Barkevious Mingo | DE | LSU |
Analysis: CB will get a look, but there are a lot of good CBs that should still be around in the 2nd Round. This pick may also get Jets fans to cheer. |
14 |
Carolina Panthers | Sheldon Richardson | DT | Missouri |
Analysis: DT is a huge need for the Panthers, and they’d love it if Richardson is still on the board. |
15 |
New Orleans Saints | Kenny Vaccaro | S | Texas |
Analysis: The Saints only have 5 picks, and no second round pick thanks to bounty gate. Kill the head and the body will die. Anywho, if they can’t trade down for more picks, the Saints are going to go Defense here. Kenny would go a long way toward shoring up their secondary. |
16 |
St. Louis Rams | Jonathon Cooper | OG | North Carolina |
Analysis: Rams need to upgrade their OL. Jake Long was a step in the right direction, but there’s more work to be done. |
17 |
Pittsburgh Steelers | Jarvis Jones | OLB | Georgia |
Analysis: Pittsburgh stays true to its board (and team philosophy) and addresses defense first. With Harrison gone, this is looking more and more likely. WR is an option, but (a) the Steelers don’t draft WRs in the first round and (b) keeping Emmanual Sanders makes this less of a need. |
18 |
Dallas Cowboys | Sylvester Williams | DT | North Carolina |
Analysis: Cowboys will either go OL or DL here. They’d love it if Cooper fell to them, but if not, they’ll look to shore up the defensive line. |
19 |
NY Giants | Bjoern Werner | DT | Florida State |
Analysis: A Top 5 pick two months ago, Bjoern has slipped down the draft. He did not help his cause at the Combine, which has likely contributed to his slide. However, the tape on him is impressive. Raw, athletic, albeit a little inexperienced. None of that is a problem for the G-Men, who love taking those ingredients and creating a dominant DE (see: JPP). |
20 |
Chicago Bears | Alec Ogletree | ILB | Georgia |
Analysis: We had Manti here last time around, but we came to our senses. Ogletree is simply the better athlete, and fits Chicago’s scheme better. He also doesn’t have a fake dead girlfriend. |
21 |
Cincinnati Bengals | Eric Reid | S | LSU |
Analysis: Athletic ball hawk. |
22 |
St. Louis Rams | DJ Fluker | OL | Alabama |
Analysis: Another offensive lineman? How does that make sense? First, have you ever seen Sam Bradford calmly drop back in the pocket? Second, check out the Niners in 2010 (Anthony Davis at 11 and Mike Iupati at 17). With Jake Long, Cooper, and Fluker, the Rams would instantly transform their line into one of the best in the league. |
23 |
Minnesota Vikings | Manti Te’o | ILB | Notre Dame |
Analysis: Even though Lennay had a bad experience on a class trip to Minneapolis, Manti makes sense for the Vikings. That’s if they don’t trade down (we’re looking at you Buffalo). |
24 |
Indianapolis Colts | Tank Carradine | DE | Florida St. |
Analysis: The Colts need to get young on the outside. Freeney is gone and Robert Mathis is on the wrong side of 30. |
25 |
Minnesota Vikings | Cordarrelle Patterson | WR | Tennessee |
Analysis: Even with Jennings, the Vikes need more weapons for Ponder. |
26 |
Green Bay Packers | Margus Hunt | DE | SMU |
Analysis: Offense is not the issue with the Packers. Their problems lie on the other side of the ball. Re-signing Clay Mathews helps, and getting Margus would add some pressure and stability to the line. |
27 |
Houston Texans | Robert Woods | WR | USC |
Analysis: A pefect complement to Andre Johnson. Woods has risen up draft boards and looks certain to go in the late first round. Doesn’t have jaw dropping speed but catches everything his way and, having played in a pro-style offense at USC, is the most NFL-ready WR in the draft. |
28 |
Denver Broncos | Jamar Taylor | CB | Boise St. |
Analysis: Anyone see that playoff game, particularly the final 33 seconds of the fourth quarter? Any questions? Taylor has speed (4.32) and strength (22 reps) and hopefully enough knowledge to know that you don’t let the receiver get behind you for a game tying 70 yard touchdown pass with 30 seconds to go. |
29 |
New England Patriots | Xavier Rhodes | CB | Florida St. |
Analysis: Every year, it seems the Pats neglect the secondary. This year is different, as the Pats strike early to address their defensive shortcomings. |
30 |
Atlanta Falcons | Desmond Trufant | CB | Washington |
Analysis: The Falcons will think long and hard about Tyler Eifert here, but with Gonzo re-signing and seemingly not slowing down, they focus on the secondary, where they have an immediate need. |
31 |
San Francisco 49ers | Jesse Williams | DT | Alabama |
Analysis: The fourth member of the Crimson Tide to go in the first round, the Niners know that defense, and not the read-option, is their ticket back to the Super Bowl. Roll tide. |
32 |
Baltimore Ravens | John Cyprien | S | FIU |
Analysis: For defending Super Bowl Champions, the Ravens have a surprising number of holes to fill. That will happen when your entire team takes their rings and runs. Cyprien will help soften the blow from losing Ed Reed. Arthur Brown will get a look here too, as LB is an option. The Ravens thought they had that solved with Rolando McClain, but since that dude loves getting arrested, who knows if he’ll even suit up for them. |
2013 NFL Draft Drink-a-thon!
Sure, The Machine is busy cramming in late night film studies and making final adjustments to our Big Board, however it’s time to focus a little energy into one of the most important aspects of the Draft: The Drinking! How can you make the Draft better, you ask in amazement? By playing The Big Red Sports Machine’s Draft Drink-a-thon. It’s fun, it’s easy, it’s guaranteed to impress the ladies, and you can play along at home or at your favorite watering hole. Here are the rules:
1. Draft catchphrases. There are certain phrases you only hear during the Draft. Why? We don’t know, but we love them. For this reason alone, we give ESPN the slight lean over the NFL Network for your draft day coverage. That, and, Kiper. Duh, winning!
The following phrases are worth a shot of beer:
- Raw talent
- Off-the-field issues
- Live arm
- High motor
- Straight line speed
- Great Value
- Upside
- Best player available
- Intangibles or Measurables
- Trade Down
- War Room
- New Regime
- Read-Option
- Edge Rusher
- Gets to the Second Level
- Quick feet
- Plays in Space
2. Each of these phrases/vidoes are beer-finishing worthy:
- Reference to Mel’s hair
- First player to cry when their name is called
- Reference to when Tom Brady was drafted (we’ll also accept Brady’s Combine picture)
- Reference to Aaron Rodgers draft day slide
- Video of Brady Quinn in the green room
- Player on-stage photo op with family/entourage of 15+
- Video of Bill Tobin’s infamous “who the hell is Mel Kiper?” interview during the ’94 Draft
3. On the Clock Chug. When your team is on the clock, you have to finish a full beer before the pick is called.
Basically, if it doesn’t look like this than you’re probably doing it wrong…..
That’s it. Three simple rules to make sure you maximize your Draft Day (weekend) experience. Cheers!
Tuesday Teabag, April 23, 2013 – Tampa Bay Bucs
Let’s get right to it: just days before the Draft (come back tomorrow to check out The Machine’s Draft Day Drinking Game) the New York Jets and the Tampa Bay Bucs pull off a blockbuster trade. The Jets send Darrelle Revis to Tampa and in exchange receive Tampa’s first round pick (#13) and a conditional pick in 2014 (likely to be a third round pick). Tampa then signs Revis to a six year, $96 million dollar contract, making him (by far) the highest paid cornerback in the league.
So who “won” the trade? Jason Cole of Yahoo! Sports argues that the Bucs got the better end of the deal, and that the Jets caved in to Revis’ demand for a trade. True, the Jets had to trade him: per his contract, they couldn’t franchise him, so if he played for them this year he walks a free man at the end of the season and the Jets get nothing. Also true, the Jets put themselves in this situation by agreeing in Revis’ contract that they could not franchise him (note to GMs: read the fine print) so they at least deserve an honorable mention teabag (does anyone really think Rex Ryan and crew are savvy, detailed oriented negotiators?)
Well, the dust has settled, and The Machine is here to tell you that the Bucs just paid a ton of fool’s gold. Mark our words: this is a horrible deal and ultimately will not end up well for Tampa Bay. Let’s break it down:
1. $16 Million Per Year? Really?
This is an incredibly absurd amount to pay a cornerback. Let’s assume, for sake of argument, that Revis plays as the Bucs hope, and that he’s the best cornerback in the league. Even if that’s true, $16 million per year is way above market. The next highest paid cornerback: Champ Bailey at $11.5 million. That’s a $4.5 million dollar gap between them, and a 40% increase. Rarely, if ever, do you find that much disparity between the highest paid and second highest paid player. Here’s a breakdown of the Top 2 paid players at other positions:
QB: Joe Flacco ($20.1 million), Drew Brees ($20 million). % increase: 0.5%
RB: Adrian Peterson ($11.25 million), Chris Johnson ($10 million). % increase: 12.5%
WR: Calvin Johnson ($16.2 million), Larry Fitzgerald ($16.1 million) % increase: 0.6%
Now, Aaron Rodgers will likely eclipse Flacco as the highest paid QB, but The Machine guarantees you it won’t be 40% more than Flacco.
What makes that number even more absurd is that there was no bidding war. There was no other team that was driving the price up. Everyone knew that Tampa was the only team interested in trading for Revis. There is simply no justification for spending like a druken sailor.
2. His contract is not guaranteed
But Ginger King, you argue, the Bucs protected themselves by making sure the contract is not guaranteed. In theory, that’s true. In reality, total bullshit.
There is no way he’s not on that team for at least two years, even if he is underperforming (see Nnamdi Asomugha). The Bucs gave up a lot, so they can’t just cut and run if he doesn’t play as expected. Doing so would almost surely result in some front-office changes. And good luck getting him to restructure his contract.
So, at the very least, the contract has $32 million guaranteed (cue drunken sailor).
3. He’s coming off of ACL surgery
Did people forget that Revis played in only two games last year before blowing out his ACL and having reconstructive knee surgery? Arguably, having healthy knees is somewhat of a must have for a cornerback. Perhaps we’ve been spoiled by what Adrian Peterson did last season, coming off of knee surgery and coming back stronger and better. However, AP is the exception, not the rule. It’s a big unknown whether Revis will be back to his old shut down self. In fact, we’re already hearing rumors that he might not be ready for Game 1. At $1 million dollars per game, the Bucs need an instant return on their investment.
4. Revis is the best cornerback in the NFL
Again, let’s assume that Revis fully recovers from knee surgery, and re-establishes himself as the best corner in the NFL. Good news for Tampa, right? Not so fast. You heard it here first: Revis will holdout. It’s in his blood to hold out. He held out before even playing a game, and has been nothing but a malcontent diva always in search of more money and more spotlight. If he is the best corner, you can guarantee he’ll argue he’s outperformed his contract, that the $16 million was watered down to account for potential knee problems, and that a fully healthy Revis (we assume he talks in the third person) is worth more. The Bucs remedy (unless they cave and pay him more) is to cut him, which they won’t want to do because they won’t want to have the NFL’s top cornerback walk away and get nothing in return (sound familiar?).
No argument that Revis, if healthy, is the best corner in the game. But you have to ask the question is he worth it? He’s devisive and not what you would call a team player. And at $1 million dollars per game, you want a guy that makes Tim Tebow look like a whore.
In short, there’s no way this works out well for the Bucs long term. They grossly overpaid for a player with an unproven knee. If he plays well, he’ll hold out for more cash and if he underperforms, the Bucs can cut him but will be admitting defeat and will become the laughing stock of the league. The contract just reeks of desperation. At the very least, the first year of this deal should have been heavily incentive laden; with easy to moderate levels of reachable incentives (games played, ints, fumble recoveries, etc.). This would protect the Bucs in case he doesn’t come back 100% from surgery. If he performs, then you give him the $16 million. Instead, they just write him a $16 million dollar check. That’s questionable decision making from the front office.
While it will take the rest of the sports world a year or two to realize this, The Machine can smell a bad deal right away. And this friends, is a bad deal.
Enjoy your teabag.
NBA Playoffs – Who’s Going to Win?
Not since our Intro to Sociology Class have we been presented with an easier question. Spoiler alert: Miami Heat. It won’t even be close. The gap between the Heat and everybody else is huge. Like Billy Fucillo HUGE. Seriously, who’s going to stop them? The Kobe-less Lakers? The Derrick Rose-less Bulls? The geriatric Celtics? The geriatric Spurs? But we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Let’s break it down by Conference.
Eastern Conference
Miami Heat. This must be the Safest. Bet. Ever. There is no one standing in between the Heat and a return trip to the NBA Finals. All signs point to a Heat/Knicks conference finals, which will be entertaining, but unless P.J. Brown and Charlie Ward are going to square off at halftime, there’s really no reason to tune in. And the Knicks are no shoe-in to get there. Melo’s a stud, but the Knicks play too much ISO. And sorry, but we’re not believers in JR Smith. As a general rule, we don’t trust anyone with neck tats, and JR’s no different. Sure, he’s hit some game winners this season, but he’s too streaky and plays too reckless to be consistently counted on. This is the playoffs son, you want Steady Eddie, not Quickdraw McGraw. Indiana’s a dark horse, but they’ll have an eventual match up against the Heat.
Remember the ’96 Bulls that blew through the Eastern Conference playoffs, losing only one game en route to the Finals? The Heat are likely to give that a run for its money.
Western Conference
Here’s where it actually gets interesting. There are three teams that have a legitimate shot to get to the Finals: OKC, San Antonio, and the Nuggets (heh heh, he said Nuggets), not surprisingly the Top 3 seeds in the West. OKC, the only team not named Miami to win 60 games this season, have a formidable (the best?) 1-2 punch in Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook. San Antonio, it seems, has had the same lineup for decades, but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. And the Nuggets (he he) led the NBA in points per game and they don’t lose at home. Their last home lost was January 18.
So who makes it through? The Machine’s money is on San Antonio. This is it for the Spurs and I think they know it. Their lineup is aging, to be nice about it. This is their last stand before they hit the dreaded re-building phase (they’re about one year behind the Celtics in this regard). There’s enough left in the tank for one last hurrah…before Duncan completely breaks down and Ginobli’s male pattern baldness fully takes over.
However, all that gets them is a match up with the Heat, and, like the Seattle Supersonics in ’96, winning two games in that series would be an accomplishment.
Ad execs and David Stern may not like this: but there’s really no reason to watch the playoffs at all. Just watch a Sportscenter Playoffs montage and catch Game 4 of the Finals. That’s all you need. The Heat simply have too much firepower to be stopped. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, but get use to calling them back-to-back NBA Champions.
2013 NFL Draft – By the Numbers
As we inch closer to the draft (are we there yet?!) The Machine is busy tracking, among other things, two phenomena that tend to occur this time of the year: (1) the massive amount of misinformation being reported (generated first and foremost by NFL front offices) and (2) the overabundance of mock drafts. Draftniks alike can’t seem to help themselves this time of the year, posting new and updated mocks daily. You all have a problem. And we love you for it!
There seems to be two schools of thought when it comes to mocking the draft. The traditionalists prefer the straight-up mock draft. No trading. Each team gets their turn and that’s it. The rationale being that mocking the draft is hard enough, mixing in the variable of trades makes the task damn near impossible. The second group, the younger generation if you will, theorize trade scenarios based on projected player availability, team needs and team philosophy.
Realistically, the truth lies somewhere in-between. Wheeling and dealing will always be part of the draft, and if last years dizzying pace was an indication (14 slots swapped in the first round alone) this year will feature some thrilling blockbusters (we’re looking at you Revis/Tampa Bay….or perhaps a dark horse team?!)
However, I’ve got a real issue with some of the trades being mocked. For example, draftniks seem all too comfortable with the Bills drafting a WR/DL/CB with the No. 8 overall pick, justifying that the team can take a QB at No. 41, or even trade back into the bottom of the first round and grab their QB. They fail to consider that the Bills only have six total picks; not exactly a cache of ammunition. Given their (lack of) talent, they can ill afford to give up the picks necessary to jump from No. 41 into the low 20’s. On the contrary, I’d expect the Bills to be actively shopping both the No. 8 and No. 41 pick in an effort to acquire more picks.
This lead The Machine to take a closer look at each teams draft pick status heading into the draft to identify which teams might be looking, and more importantly have the resources to move up in the draft. Here is the breakdown, with some interesting observations to follow:
2013 NFL Draft by the Numbers | ||
Team | Total Picks | Top 100 Picks |
San Francisco |
13 |
5 |
Baltimore |
12 |
3 |
Miami |
11 |
5 |
Minnesota |
11 |
4 |
Atlanta |
11 |
3 |
Cincinnati |
10 |
4 |
Seattle |
10 |
2 |
Houston |
9 |
4 |
Tennessee |
9 |
4 |
Philadelphia |
9 |
3 |
Kansas City |
8 |
4 |
St. Louis |
8 |
4 |
Detroit |
8 |
3 |
Green Bay |
8 |
3 |
New York |
8 |
3 |
Pittsburgh |
8 |
3 |
Tampa Bay |
8 |
3 |
Jacksonville |
7 |
4 |
Arizona |
7 |
3 |
New York (J) |
7 |
3 |
Oakland |
7 |
3 |
San Diego |
7 |
3 |
Cleveland |
7 |
2 |
Washington |
7 |
2 |
Buffalo |
6 |
3 |
Dallas |
6 |
3 |
Denver |
6 |
3 |
Indianapolis |
6 |
2 |
New England |
5 |
3 |
Carolina |
5 |
2 |
Chicago |
5 |
2 |
New Orleans |
5 |
2 |
|
Totals: 254 |
100 |
- Last years Super Bowl teams, San Francisco and Baltimore, account for 25 total picks, or approximately 10% of the picks in this years draft.
- 7 out of the top 8 teams (in terms of draft picks) made the playoffs last year. Miami being the lone exception. Conversely, only 3 out of the bottom 8 teams made the playoffs. This is not a coincidence. Good team/roster management includes keeping and acquiring draft picks.
- Speaking of Miami, if this offseason has shown us anything it’s that Jeff Ireland is GM-ing for his job. We’d expect that trend to continue throughout the draft with Miami combining picks to move up the draft board. This is a dangerous way to build a team. We like the odds that Ireland is unemployed this time next year.
- SF and Seattle have been in a bot of an arms race in terms of collecting talent. The NFC West crown is up for grabs. Both teams have plenty of ammunition to trade up to get “their” guy. I expect SF to be particularly aggressive (DL/CB/WR).
- Atlanta is 1 of 7 teams with double-digit picks. Dimitroff has shown a penchant for being aggressive on draft day (Julio Jones). Atlanta is a candidate to move up in the top ten.
- I think Oakland, Carolina, Buffalo and Indianapolis will actively look to trade down when possible. Although, I think Bills and the Colts will target a QB and OL, respectively, in the first round.
- New Orleans is interesting in that they are tied with for the fewest picks (5) but also must feel they are close to competing for the division title (3 years removed from SB and getting Sean Payton back). However, BountyGate has really taken its toll on this roster (particularly) the defense. The Saints would be wise to trade down early and often this year.
- It will be interesting to see if Jerry Jones can stay put this year, as he only has 6 picks to work with.
2013 NCAA Bracket (Busted) Preview
It’s tournement time! Tip-off starts in in about 3 hours, which is just enough time to come down with the “stomach bug” and find your way to the “doctor’s office” (read: neighborhood bar)! Be mindful, the last game tips off at 9:57 PM (EST), so pace yourself!
Before our brackets get completely busted, let’s review The Machine’s Final Four Picks:
Roid Rage (full bracket here: NCAA RR 2013)
Midwest/West Matchup: I’ve got Louisville (1) v. Ohio State (2). I’m buying Louisville stock going into this tournement. They are a tough group that excel in all facits of the game. Pitino gets it done this year. After a breeze in the first two rounds (Missouri, St. Louis), they get a couple of tough match-ups in Michigan State and Ohio State. However, I’ve got the Cardinals advancing to the Championship game.
South/East Matchup: Florida (3) v. Indiana (1). This Indiana team is dangerously good; I’ve got them cruising to this matchup with Florida. It’s hard to call a 3-seed a darkhorse, but I like Florida’s chances of upsetting Georgetown and Kansas on their way to face Indiana. I have to give the nod to Indiana due to their balance and defense. This sets up a championship featuring…
Championship: Louisville (1) v. Indiana (1). I’m not typically a 1-seed/1-seed kind of guy, but I have too much respect of what both of these teams have done this year. They were built for this tournement. Take it to the bank: Rick Pitino will be climbing the ladder, scissors in hand!
First-Round Upsets: Oregon (12), Cincinnati (10), Belmont (11), Iowa State (10), Minnesota (11)
Ginger King (full bracket here: BRSM – 2013 NCAA Bracket)
Midwest/West Matchup: I’ve got Louisville (1) v. Ohio St. (2), but the comparisons stop there. Ginger King is high on the Buckeyes, so high, in fact, that we’re picking them to be crowned National Champions. The Buckeyes are the most tournment ready team in the country, and played in the toughest conference in basketball. They should breeze through the first couple rounds, and really won’t be tested until they meet up with Wisconsin. Louisville is hard to pick against (their pressure trap is the best in the NCAA) but Thad Matta will have them ready. Book your plane tickets to Atlanta Ohioans, just leave that stupid O-H-I-O chant home.
South/East Matchup: VCU (5) v. Indiana (1). The South is by far the most volatile bracket in the tourney, so it’s really a crap shoot there. I really like Georgetown, but I also love Cinderellas, especially when Cinderella can shoot the 3. People are soft on VCU for losing the A-10 Championship to St. Louis, but don’t fret. This VCU team is better, yes better, than the team that shocked the world and made it to the final four in 2011. This sets up the championship game between…
Championship: Ohio St. (2) v. Indiana (1). Yes, an all Big 10 final. This is really the way it should be. The Big 10 is head and shoulders above the rest of the NCAA…they are the equivalent of the SEC in football. Lock it in: Thad Matta and crew will be cutting down the nets and bringing a National Championship back to Columbus.
First-Round Upsets: Iowa St. (10), Bucknell (11), Minnesota (11), Ole Miss (12), Montana (13),