Week 6 Picks ATS…TNF Edition

WEEK 6
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM Indianapolis 2.5 HOUSTON
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 8-6-1 7-7-1 8-6-1 10-4-1 8-6-1
YTD 39-36-1 40-35-1 41-34-1 39-36-1 37-38-1
Indianapolis Indianapolis Indianapolis HOUSTON Indianapolis
Only if you cover!

Only if you cover!

Week 5 Picks ATS

     
WEEK 5
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM GREEN BAY 7.5 Minnesota
Sunday 1 PM CAROLINA 2.5 Chicago
Sunday 1 PM TENNESSEE 1 Cleveland
Sunday 1 PM PHILADELPHIA 6.5 St. Louis
Sunday 1 PM NYG 4 Atlanta
Sunday 1 PM NEW ORLEANS 10 Tampa Bay
Sunday 1 PM DALLAS 6.5 Houston
Sunday 1 PM DETROIT 6.5 Buffalo
Sunday 1:00 PM INDIANAPOLIS 3.5 Baltimore
Sunday 1:00 PM Pittsburgh 7 JACKSONVILLE
Sunday 4:05 PM DENVER 7.5 Arizona
Sunday 4:25 PM SAN FRANCISCO 5 Kansas City
Sunday 4:25 PM SAN DIEGO 6 nyj
Sunday 8:30 PM CINCINNATI 1 New England
Monday 8:30 PM Seattle 7 WASHINGTON
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 5-8 5-8 10-3 7-6 6-7
YTD 31-30 33-28 33-28 29-32 29-32
GREEN BAY GREEN BAY GREEN BAY GREEN BAY GREEN BAY
Chicago Chicago Chicago Chicago CAROLINA
Cleveland TENNESSEE TENNESSEE Cleveland Cleveland
PHILADELPHIA PHILADELPHIA PHILADELPHIA St. Louis PHILADELPHIA
Atlanta NYG NYG NYG NYG
Tampa Bay NEW ORLEANS Tampa Bay Tampa Bay NEW ORLEANS
Houston Houston DALLAS Houston DALLAS
Buffalo DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT
INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS
JACKSONVILLE Pittsburgh JACKSONVILLE Pittsburgh JACKSONVILLE
Arizona Arizona DENVER DENVER DENVER
Kansas City Kansas City SAN FRANCISCO SAN FRANCISCO Kansas City
SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO
CINCINNATI New England New England CINCINNATI CINCINNATI
Seattle Seattle Seattle WASHINGTON Seattle
LOCK Seahawks  COLTS  Eagles LIONS Eagles
Lock Wins 1 2 3 1 1
The players will be wearing pink this month to honor breasts all over this great country.

The players will be wearing pink this month to honor breasts all over this great country.

Week 5 Picks ATS…TNF Edition

It’s a clean sweep! The BRSM gambling panel has unanimously picked the Green Bay Packers (-7.5) against the Vikings in Lambeau Field tonight. #PonderEffect

Sorry, the Google Image search resulted in zero GB babes.

Sorry, the Google Image search resulted in zero GB babes.

Week 4 Picks ATS

WEEK 4
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM WASHINGTON 3.5 nyg
Sunday 1 PM Green Bay 1.5 CHICAGO
Sunday 1 PM HOUSTON 3 Buffalo
Sunday 1 PM INDIANAPOLIS 7.5 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM BALTIMORE 3 Carolina
Sunday 1 PM Detroit 1.5 NYJ
Sunday 1 PM PITTSBURGH 7.5 Tampa Bay
Sunday 1 PM Miami 4 OAKLAND
Sunday 4:05 PM SAN DIEGO 13 Jacksonville
Sunday 4:25 PM Atlanta 2.5 MINNESOTA
Sunday 4:25 PM SAN FRANCISCO 5.5 Philadelphia
Sunday 8:30 PM New Orleans 3 DALLAS
Monday 8:30 PM New England 3.5 KANSAS CITY
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 7-9 12-4 9-7 9-7 10-6
YTD 26-22 28-20 23-25 22-26 23-25
WASHINGTON nyg nyg nyg WASHINGTON
CHICAGO CHICAGO CHICAGO Green Bay Green Bay
HOUSTON HOUSTON HOUSTON Buffalo HOUSTON
INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS
Carolina Carolina BALTIMORE BALTIMORE Carolina
Detroit Detroit Detroit Detroit NYJ
Tampa Bay PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH
OAKLAND OAKLAND Miami OAKLAND OAKLAND
Jacksonville Jacksonville SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DIEGO
Atlanta Atlanta MINNESOTA Atlanta Atlanta
Philadelphia Philadelphia Philadelphia SAN FRANCISCO SAN FRANCISCO
New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans New Orleans DALLAS
New England New England KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY
LOCK NO  INDY BALT  PITT INDY
Lock Wins 1 1 2 1 0
Gratuitous shot of cheerleaders.

Gratuitous shot of cheerleaders.

GINGER KING vs ROIDRAGE

The Big Red Sports Machine founders squared off last week and the results were shockingly similar (and as satisfying I might add) to National Kick-A-Ginger Day!

See for yourself:

ROIDRAGE                                       GINGERKING

Beatdown City!

Here’s a crazy idea: Start Blake Bortles!

The great thing about fantasy football is that in the short time span of just three weeks your best laid plans can get totally fucked!  Like having to start a rookie quarterback, making his first ever start, on the road against a perennial playoff contender fucked.  Pardon my french.

With stud Russell Wilson on bye, and not wasting a second roster spot on a back up quarterback, I’m rolling with Mr. Bortles this week.  It sounds crazy, but this what the No. 3 overall pick has going for him:

  • In relief of the dreadfully inefficient (and that’s the nice way of putting it) Chad Henne, Bortles went 14/24, 223 yards, 2 TD, 2 Int.  Impressive numbers for a half of football; granted it was against soft coverage schemes from Indy’s defense (they aren’t exactly world-beaters).  But what I like the most is the 2 rushes for 30 yards.  The rushing totals help eliminate the mistakes and give him a reasonable secure scoring floor.
  • Bortles showed well in training camp, the preseason, and practices this year.  By all accounts he’s outpracticed Henne (doens’t that go without saying) however the Jaguars were so gun-shy to start a rookie QB (we call that the Blaine Gabbert effect) that they all but committed to “red-shirting” Bortles this year.  Remember what I said three weeks of football could do to your fantasy team?  Yeah, now just multiply that but $100 million, add in media scrutiny, a fan base to contend with, an owner that can shitcan you whenever he wants and you get a sense of the pressure that forced the Jags hand to play Bortles this week.  No pressure kid.
Not Blaine Gabbert...trust me!

Not Blaine Gabbert…trust me!

  • In deeper leagues, Bortles (17% owned) offers more upside than the likes of Joe Flacco (38%), Josh McCown (16% – who appears to have lost his job to Glennon), Ryan Fitzpatrick (15%), Geno Smith (13%) and fellow rookies Teddy Bridgewater (12%) and Derek Carr (7%).

My one reservation in starting Bortles is San Diego’s, ball-control, clock-chewing offense which ranks second in the league (while the Jags rank….dead last.  What’s new!).  Regardless, Bortles will have opportunities, and I think (fingers crossed) he comes through.  If Bortles football game is anything like his mack-daddy game, then hell, we’ve got nothing to worry about………….

Good Knight!

Good Knight!

 This might be so crazy that it actually works! Only one way to find out…

Week 4 Picks ATS….TNF Edition

       
WEEK 4
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM WASHINGTON 3.5 nyg
THE PICKS
  Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 7-9 12-4 9-7 9-7 10-6
YTD 26-22 28-20 23-25 22-26 23-25
  WASHINGTON nyg nyg nyg WASHINGTON
"This teabagger"

“That teabagger”

WEEK 3 Picks ATS

WEEK 3
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM ATLANTA 6.5 Tampa Bay
Sunday 1 PM BUFFALO 2.5 San Diego
Sunday 1 PM Dallas 1.5 ST. LOUIS
Sunday 1 PM PHILADELPHIA 6.5 Washington
Sunday 1 PM Houston 2.5 NYG
Sunday 1 PM NEW ORLEANS 9.5 Minnesota
Sunday 1 PM CINCINNATI 6.5 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM Baltimore 1 CLEVELAND
Sunday 1 PM DETROIT 1 Green Bay
Sunday 1:00 PM Indianapolis 7 JACKSONVILLE
Sunday 4:05 PM NEW ENGLAND 14 Oakland
Sunday 4:05 PM San Francisco 2.5 ARIZONA
Sunday 4:25 PM SEATTLE 5 Denver
Sunday 4:25 PM MIAMI 4 Kansas City
Sunday 8:30 PM CAROLINA 3 Pittsburgh
Monday 8:30 PM NYJ 2.5 Chicago
THE PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
Last Week 12-4 6-10 8-8 6-10 4-12
YTD 19-13 16-16 14-18 13-19 13-19
Tampa Bay ATLANTA ATLANTA Tampa Bay ATLANTA
BUFFALO San Diego San Diego BUFFALO BUFFALO
ST. LOUIS Dallas Dallas ST. LOUIS Dallas
Washington Washington PHILADELPHIA Washington PHILADELPHIA
NYG NYG NYG NYG NYG
NEW ORLEANS NEW ORLEANS Minnesota NEW ORLEANS NEW ORLEANS
CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI CINCINNATI
Baltimore Baltimore Baltimore CLEVELAND Baltimore
Green Bay Green Bay DETROIT DETROIT DETROIT
Indianapolis Indianapolis JACKSONVILLE Indianapolis Indianapolis
NEW ENGLAND NEW ENGLAND Oakland Oakland NEW ENGLAND
San Francisco ARIZONA San Francisco San Francisco ARIZONA
Denver Denver Denver SEATTLE Denver
MIAMI Kansas City MIAMI Kansas City MIAMI
CAROLINA CAROLINA CAROLINA CAROLINA CAROLINA
Chicago Chicago Chicago NYJ Chicago
LOCK Carolina NYG  Baltimore Carolina Denver
Lock Wins 1 0 1 1 0
These franchises have never been the same...

The day it all changed…

Week 2 Picks ATS

WEEK 2
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM BALTIMORE 2.5 Pittsburgh
Sunday 1 PM WASHINGTON 6 Jacksonville
Sunday 1 PM TENNESSEE 3.5 Dallas
Sunday 1 PM Arizona 2.5 NYG
Sunday 1 PM New England 3 MINNESOTA
Sunday 1 PM New Orleans 6.5 CLEVELAND
Sunday 1 PM CINCINNATI 5 Atlanta
Sunday 1 PM CAROLINA 2.5 Detroit
Sunday 1 PM BUFFALO Even Miami
Sunday 4:05 PM TAMPA BAY 6 St. Louis
Sunday 4:05 PM Seattle 6 SAN DIEGO
Sunday 4:25 PM Houston 3 OAKLAND
Sunday 4:25 PM GREEN BAY 9 nyj
Sunday 4:25 PM DENVER 11.5 Kansas City
Sunday 8:30 PM SAN FRANCISCO 7 Chicago
Monday 8:30 PM INDIANAPOLIS 3 Philadelphia
THE PICKS
RR
GK Dr. M Big D Vegas Vinny
Last Week 7-9 10-6 6-10 7-9 9-7
YTD 7-9 10-6 6-10 7-9 9-7
BALTIMORE Pittsburgh BALTIMORE BALTIMORE Pittsburgh
Jacksonville  WASHINGTON  WASHINGTON Jacksonville WASHINGTON
Dallas  Dallas  TENNESSEE Dallas Dallas
Arizona  NYG  Arizona NYG NYG
New England  New England  New England New England MINNESOTA
CLEVELAND  New Orleans  New Orleans CLEVELAND New Orleans
CINCINNATI  Atlanta  Atlanta Atlanta CINCINNATI
Detroit  Detroit  Detroit Detroit Detroit
BUFFALO  BUFFALO  BUFFALO Miami Miami
TAMPA BAY  TAMPA BAY  TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY
SAN DIEGO  SAN DIEGO  Seattle Seattle Seattle
Houston  OAKLAND  Houston OAKLAND Houston
Jets  Jets  Jets Jets GREEN BAY
Kansas City  DENVER  Kansas City DENVER DENVER
SAN FRANCISCO  SAN FRANCISCO  SAN FRANCISCO Chicago SAN FRANCISCO
Philadelphia  INDIANAPOLIS  INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS INDIANAPOLIS
LOCK Philly  Atlanta  New England Chicago  Detroit
Lock Wins 0 0 0 0 0
How 'bout dem Cowboys!

How ’bout dem Cowboys!

Week 1 Picks Against Humanity (The Spread)

Buckle up for another exciting year of professional handicapping action brought to you by the finest collection of degenerates we could find!  Ginger King is the reigning champ, putting on a furious late-season rally to overtake Dr. Mike.  This year we’ve added another “Joe” (Big Daddy) to the rotation to help tilt the balance of power against Rage and Ginger (aka, the BRSM Pro’s).  Will it help?….we doubt it, but only one way to find out:

WEEK 1
THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
Thurs 8:30 PM SEATTLE 5.5 Green Bay
Sunday 1 PM New England 4.5 MIAMI
Sunday 1 PM PITTSBURGH 6.5 Cleveland
Sunday 1 PM New Orleans 3 ATLANTA
Sunday 1 PM KANSAS CITY 4 Tennessee
Sunday 1 PM BALTIMORE 1.5 Cincinnati
Sunday 1 PM NYJ 5.5 Oakland
Sunday 1 PM ST. LOUIS 4 Minnesota
Sunday 1 PM PHILADELPHIA 10 Jacksonville
Sunday 1 PM CHICAGO 7 Buffalo
Sunday 1 PM HOUSTON 2.5 Washington
Sunday 4:25 PM TAMPA BAY 1.5 Carolina
Sunday 4:25 PM San Francisco 4.5 DALLAS
Sunday 8:30 PM DENVER 7.5 Indianapolis
Monday 7:10 PM DETROIT 5 Giants
Monday 10:20 PM ARIZONA 3 San Diego
THE (EXPERT) PICKS
Roid Rage Ginger King Dr. Mike Big Daddy Vegas Vinny
W L T W L T W L T W L T W L T
Last Year 131 117 8 135 113 8 132 116 8 0 0 0 121 127 8
Season to-date 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay SEATTLE Green Bay
New England MIAMI New England New England New England
Cleveland PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH
ATLANTA ATLANTA New Orleans ATLANTA ATLANTA
KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY Tennessee KANSAS CITY KANSAS CITY
BALTIMORE Cincinnati BALTIMORE Cincinnati Cincinnati
NYJ Oakland NYJ NYJ NYJ
Minnesota Minnesota Minnesota ST. LOUIS Minnesota
Jacksonville PHILADELPHIA Jacksonville PHILADELPHIA PHILADELPHIA
Buffalo CHICAGO CHICAGO Buffalo Buffalo
Washington HOUSTON Washington Washington Washington
TAMPA BAY Carolina Carolina TAMPA BAY TAMPA BAY
San Francisco San Francisco San Francisco DALLAS San Francisco
DENVER DENVER Indianapolis DENVER Indianapolis
DETROIT Giants Giants DETROIT DETROIT
San Diego San Diego San Diego San Diego San Diego
LOCK: NYJ KC New England DENVER  NYJ
We've got you COVERED!

We’ve got you COVERED!