{"id":95,"date":"2012-07-29T13:59:53","date_gmt":"2012-07-29T13:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=95"},"modified":"2012-07-29T14:03:04","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T14:03:04","slug":"skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s right.\u00a0 Kimberly Rhode, your 2012 Olympic Women\u2019s Skeet shooting champion.\u00a0 K-Rhode hit a world record tying 99 out of 100 targets.\u00a0 The Machine doesn\u2019t know much about the sport of skeet shooting (quite frankly, white chicks with guns scare us), but we do know how to skeet, thanks to Lil\u2019 Jon.\u00a0 \u00a0Seriously, they should, for one time, replace the playing of the anthem with some Get Low.\u00a0 \u201cTo all skeet skeet motherfuckers, to all skeet skeet god damn!\u201d<strong>*<\/strong>\u00a0 Congrats Kimberly!<\/p>\n<p><strong>*<\/strong>For those not familiar with Lil\u2019 Jon and skeeting, first, shame on you.\u00a0 Second, go listen to Get Low.\u00a0 Third, go to urbandictionary.com and look up \u201cskeet\u201d.\u00a0 Then, re-read this post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s right.\u00a0 Kimberly Rhode, your 2012 Olympic Women\u2019s Skeet shooting champion.\u00a0 K-Rhode hit a world record tying 99 out of 100 targets.\u00a0 The Machine doesn\u2019t know much about the sport of skeet shooting (quite frankly, white chicks with guns scare &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=95\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-olympics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Bp3y-1x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/97"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}