{"id":3536,"date":"2026-04-23T13:59:14","date_gmt":"2026-04-23T17:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3536"},"modified":"2026-04-23T14:00:36","modified_gmt":"2026-04-23T18:00:36","slug":"brsms-draft-day-drinking-game-2026-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3536","title":{"rendered":"BRSM&#8217;s DRAFT DAY DRINKING GAME"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beer.jpg?resize=500%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3134\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beer.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beer.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beer.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"block-1d768b1b-bfa3-4bd1-be96-c712d2b9ffc9\">Can\u2019t make it to Ginger King&#8217;s Draft Day Party?\u00a0 Sucks for you.\u00a0But have no fear: we got your back. &#8220;How can I make the Draft better?&#8221;, you ask yourself in amazement. By playing The Big Red Sports Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Drinking Game.\u00a0It&#8217;s fun, it&#8217;s easy, guaranteed to impress the ladies,\u00a0and you can play at home or at your favorite watering hole.\u00a0Rules are very simple:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"block-17a72ebe-3202-44c3-b434-f36eac5750f6\"><strong>1.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Draft catchphrases.&nbsp;<\/strong>There are certain phrases you only hear during the Draft.&nbsp;Why?&nbsp; We don&#8217;t know, but we love them.&nbsp;For this reason alone, we give ESPN the slight lean over the NFL Network for your Draft Day coverage.&nbsp;That, and, Kiper.&nbsp;Duh, winning!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"block-cdb90b18-a03f-4928-a542-e3a7330217d5\">The following phrases are worth of a shot of beer (Note: You&#8217;re going to hear these phrases about 40 times per round. Trust me, a swig of beer per phrase is enough, unless you want to be asleep by pick 13):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul id=\"block-2d792865-6e82-4dab-a5e1-e451e976da27\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Fast-twitch (new for 2026)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Functional strength (new for 2026)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Project Player (new for 2026)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Generational talent<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Red flag\/Character issues<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Live arm<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>High Ceiling\/Low Floor<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Straight line speed<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Great Value\/Upside<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dual threat<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>System quarterback<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pocket presence<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Best player available<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Intangibles or Measurables<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>War Room<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>New Regime<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Gets to the Second Level<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Quick feet<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Silky hips<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Thick frame<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Plays in the box (hey oh!)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Backside protector (hey oh!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"block-19ba5a40-0f9f-43f6-93e5-b2422d3e15a8\"><strong>2. &nbsp;Videos\/references.<\/strong> &nbsp;Each of these are beer-finishing worthy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul id=\"block-e2209acc-aa1c-40f3-984a-af40aaff597f\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Reference to Mel&#8217;s hair<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Any player to lift Goodell off the ground in their onstage Draft embrace<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>First shot of Drew Rosenhaus in his newest client&#8217;s living room<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>First player to cry when their name is called<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Anytime a Make-a-Wish kid announces a pick<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Reference to Aaron Rodgers draft day slide<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Video of Bill Tobin&#8217;s infamous &#8220;who the hell is Mel Kiper?&#8221; interview during the &#8217;94 Draft<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>And this:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\" id=\"block-8c4244d3-ae05-480f-8ada-9152ad75f647\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Johnny-Manziel.gif?w=584&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is Johnny-Manziel.gif\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"block-1eb1b525-dc43-4353-97b2-70231d9209e3\"><strong>3.&nbsp; On the Clock Chug.&nbsp;<\/strong> When&nbsp;<em>your team<\/em> is on the clock, you have to do a shot of Jim Beam and\/or chug a full beer before the pick is called.&nbsp;Note (and this is important):&nbsp;if your team trades down, they\u2019re on the clock twice, meaning two beamers\/beers.&nbsp;Cowboy up, it\u2019s the Draft!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"block-13f60399-015d-4909-b9e1-fb43dcf09abb\">Basically, if it doesn&#8217;t look like this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\" id=\"block-519ecd54-978b-44da-bb8c-d46e8cb57212\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug.gif?w=584&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Beer Chug\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"block-c663b1a2-98b0-423e-976a-5665f87a341f\">Or this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\" id=\"block-afd6abed-f4d9-4202-a2bc-776a6cbcd6aa\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug-2.gif?w=584&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Beer Chug 2\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>you&#8217;re doing it wrong! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Take your Draft day experience to the max! Good luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can\u2019t make it to Ginger King&#8217;s Draft Day Party?\u00a0 Sucks for you.\u00a0But have no fear: we got your back. &#8220;How can I make the Draft better?&#8221;, you ask yourself in amazement. By playing The Big Red Sports Machine&#8217;s Draft Day &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3536\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3134,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-draft","category-nfl"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beer.jpg?fit=500%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Bp3y-V2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3536"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3538,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3536\/revisions\/3538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}