{"id":3373,"date":"2022-04-28T18:33:51","date_gmt":"2022-04-28T22:33:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3373"},"modified":"2022-04-28T18:33:51","modified_gmt":"2022-04-28T22:33:51","slug":"brsms-draft-day-drinking-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3373","title":{"rendered":"BRSM&#8217;s Draft Day Drinking Game"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beer.jpg?resize=500%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3134\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beer.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beer.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beer.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Can\u2019t make it to The Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Party?\u00a0 Well, that sucks for you.\u00a0 But have no fear\u2026we got your back. \u00a0&#8220;How can I make the Draft better?&#8221;, you ask yourself in amazement. \u00a0By playing The Big Red Sports Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Drinking Game.\u00a0 It&#8217;s fun, it&#8217;s easy, guaranteed to impress the ladies,\u00a0and you can play at home or at your favorite watering hole.\u00a0 Here are the rules:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Draft catchphrases.&nbsp; <\/strong>There are certain phrases you only hear during the Draft.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; We don&#8217;t know, but we love them.&nbsp; For this reason alone, we give ESPN the slight lean over the NFL Network for your Draft Day coverage.&nbsp; That, and, Kiper.&nbsp; Duh, winning!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The following phrases are worth a shot of beer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\" id=\"block-536b142f-1ae5-4db4-a2c1-f7ddd8d1b88c\"><li>Raw talent<\/li><li>Off-the-field\/Character issues<\/li><li>Live arm<\/li><li>High motor<\/li><li>Straight line speed<\/li><li>Great Value\/Upside<\/li><li>Dual threat<\/li><li>System quarterback<\/li><li>Pocket presence<\/li><li>Best player available<\/li><li>Intangibles or Measurables<\/li><li>War Room<\/li><li>New Regime<\/li><li>Edge Rusher<\/li><li>Gets to the Second Level<\/li><li>Quick feet<\/li><li>Plays in Space<\/li><li>Silky hips<\/li><li>Thick frame<\/li><li>Plays in the box (hey oh!)<\/li><li>Backside protector (hey oh!)<\/li><li>Generational talent<\/li><li>Hybrid<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2. &nbsp;Videos\/references.<\/strong> &nbsp;Each of these are beer-finishing worthy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\" id=\"block-b6f38b51-2ee7-4599-b7b2-19edec71c50c\"><li>Reference to Mel&#8217;s hair<\/li><li>Video of Goodell&#8217;s basement<\/li><li>Player with matching suit and mask<\/li><li>First shot of Drew Rosenhaus in his newest client&#8217;s living room<\/li><li>First player to cry when their name is called<\/li><li>Reference to when Tom Brady was drafted (we&#8217;ll also accept Brady&#8217;s Combine picture)<\/li><li>Reference to Aaron Rodgers draft day slide<\/li><li>Video of Bill Tobin&#8217;s infamous &#8220;who the hell is Mel Kiper?&#8221; interview during the &#8217;94 Draft<\/li><li>And this:<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Johnny-Manziel.gif?w=584&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is Johnny-Manziel.gif\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3.\u00a0 On the Clock Chug.\u00a0<\/strong> When\u00a0<em>your team<\/em> is on the clock, you have to finish a full beer before the pick is called (shot of Jim Beam also acceptable).\u00a0Note:\u00a0if your team trades down, they\u2019re on the clock twice, meaning two full beers.\u00a0Cowboy up, it\u2019s the Draft!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Basically, if it doesn&#8217;t look like this, you&#8217;re doing it wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug.gif?w=584&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Beer Chug\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Or this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug-2.gif?w=584&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Beer Chug 2\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can\u2019t make it to The Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Party?\u00a0 Well, that sucks for you.\u00a0 But have no fear\u2026we got your back. \u00a0&#8220;How can I make the Draft better?&#8221;, you ask yourself in amazement. \u00a0By playing The Big Red Sports Machine&#8217;s &hellip; 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