{"id":3132,"date":"2019-04-25T13:56:21","date_gmt":"2019-04-25T17:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3132"},"modified":"2019-04-25T15:35:22","modified_gmt":"2019-04-25T19:35:22","slug":"brsms-draft-day-drinking-game-2019-ed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3132","title":{"rendered":"BRSM&#8217;s Draft Day Drinking Game (2019 ed.)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?resize=500%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Cheers!\" class=\"wp-image-1554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Can\u2019t make it to The Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Party?&nbsp; Well, that sucks for you.&nbsp; But have no fear\u2026we got your back. &nbsp;&#8220;How can I make the Draft better?&#8221;, you ask yourself in amazement. &nbsp;By playing The Big Red Sports Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Drinking Game.&nbsp; It&#8217;s fun, it&#8217;s easy, guaranteed to impress the ladies,&nbsp;and you can play at home or at your favorite watering hole.&nbsp; Here are the rules:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong>&nbsp;<strong>Draft catchphrases.&nbsp; <\/strong>There are certain phrases you only hear during the Draft.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; We don&#8217;t know, but we love them.&nbsp; For this reason alone, we give ESPN the slight lean over the NFL Network for your Draft Day coverage.&nbsp; That, and, Kiper.&nbsp; Duh, winning!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The following phrases are worth a shot of beer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Raw talent<\/li><li>Off-the-field issues<\/li><li>Live arm<\/li><li>High motor<\/li><li>Straight line speed<\/li><li>Great Value\/Upside<\/li><li>Dual threat<\/li><li>System quarterback<\/li><li>Pocket presence<\/li><li>Plays in the box (hey oh!)<\/li><li>Best player available<\/li><li>Intangibles or Measurables<\/li><li>War Room<\/li><li>New Regime<\/li><li>Edge Rusher<\/li><li>Gets to the Second Level<\/li><li>Quick feet<\/li><li>Plays in Space<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>New for 2019:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Silky hips<\/li><li>Thick frame<\/li><li>Backside protector (hey oh!)<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2. &nbsp;Videos\/references.<\/strong> &nbsp;Each of these are beer-finishing worthy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Reference to Mel&#8217;s hair<\/li><li>Player on-stage photo-op with family\/entourage of 15+<\/li><li><\/li><li>First shot of Drew Rosenhaus in his newest client&#8217;s living room<\/li><li>First player to cry when their name is called<\/li><li>Reference to when Tom Brady was drafted (we&#8217;ll also accept Brady&#8217;s Combine picture)<\/li><li>Reference to Aaron Rodgers draft day slide<\/li><li>Video of Brady Quinn in the green room<\/li><li>Video of Bill Tobin&#8217;s infamous &#8220;who the hell is Mel Kiper?&#8221; interview during the &#8217;94 Draft<\/li><li>And this:<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Johnny-Manziel.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"515\" height=\"303\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Johnny-Manziel.gif?resize=515%2C303&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2813\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3.&nbsp; On the Clock Chug.&nbsp;<\/strong> When&nbsp;<em>your team<\/em> is on the clock, you have to finish a full beer before the pick is called.&nbsp; Note:&nbsp; if your team trades down, they\u2019re on the clock twice, meaning two full beers.&nbsp; Cowboy up, it\u2019s the Draft!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Basically, if it doesn&#8217;t look like this, you&#8217;re doing it wrong&#8230;..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"350\" height=\"265\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug.gif?resize=350%2C265&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Beer Chug\" class=\"wp-image-2157\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Or this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug-2.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug-2.gif?resize=500%2C281&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Beer Chug 2\" class=\"wp-image-2158\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"584\" height=\"439\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Beer-Mugs.jpg?resize=584%2C439&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-798\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Beer-Mugs.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Beer-Mugs.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Beer-Mugs.jpg?resize=399%2C300&amp;ssl=1 399w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><figcaption>Party with The Machine!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can\u2019t make it to The Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Party?&nbsp; Well, that sucks for you.&nbsp; But have no fear\u2026we got your back. &nbsp;&#8220;How can I make the Draft better?&#8221;, you ask yourself in amazement. &nbsp;By playing The Big Red Sports Machine&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3132\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-draft","category-nfl"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Bp3y-Ow","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3132"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3303,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3132\/revisions\/3303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}