{"id":3020,"date":"2019-01-27T15:57:32","date_gmt":"2019-01-27T20:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3020"},"modified":"2019-01-29T09:09:20","modified_gmt":"2019-01-29T14:09:20","slug":"why-the-patriots-will-win-the-super-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=3020","title":{"rendered":"Why the Patriots will win the Super Bowl"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Let’s get it on!<\/p><\/div>\n

Hi friends.\u00a0 We\u2019re back at it with full Super Bowl coverage.\u00a0 Roid Rage will try to explain to you why the Rams will win the Super Bowl (you know, the team that doesn\u2019t even belong there and has Todd Gurley at 60% health).\u00a0 Good luck with that.\u00a0 I don\u2019t care how hot Sean McVay\u2019s girlfriend is (which, for the record, is really hot<\/a>), not even that will stop me from going with what we all know, whether we want to admit it:\u00a0 the New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl.<\/p>\n

But Ginger King, isn\u2019t this a departure from your normal, anti-everything New England (except chowder, that shit\u2019s delicious).\u00a0 Yes, but I forgot to tell you my New Year\u2019s resolution:<\/p>\n

Embrace Evil.<\/p>\n

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Evil begets evil<\/p><\/div>\n

Yes.\u00a0 With Sith blood flowing freely through my veins, I can finally recognize and appreciate the greatness of the best football dynasty of all time.\u00a0 It\u2019s an unprecedented level of success.\u00a0 Since the turn of the century, the Patriots have won the AFC East 16 times (including 10 in a row) with 5 Super Bowls.\u00a0 All with the same Coach, same quarterback, and same plug and play receivers and cornerbacks.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m even moved by Tom Brady\u2019s hype video:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bs2_A_cn4ar\/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet<\/p>\n

The Patriots have been so good, for so long, that they need to invent their own problems.\u00a0 TB12, Deflategate, awkwardly long mouth to mouth kisses with your children…the Patriots are that bored that they need to make shit up.\u00a0 And here\u2019s the latest:\u00a0 that they\u2019re the underdog.<\/p>\n

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Hands of an underdog.<\/p><\/div>\n

Seriously.\u00a0 Is anyone buying this?\u00a0 Vegas was, for a hot second, when the Patriots were underdogs to Kansas City, you know, the new, high scoring team with a hot shot young quarterback (sound familiar?).\u00a0 Well, that didn\u2019t last long, and it didn\u2019t take long for the Patriots to acknowledge it either.\u00a0 The New England smugness was in full effect, just minutes after the AFC Championship Game.<\/p>\n