{"id":2632,"date":"2016-04-28T13:57:20","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T17:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=2632"},"modified":"2016-04-28T13:57:20","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T17:57:20","slug":"the-machines-draft-day-drinking-game-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=2632","title":{"rendered":"The Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Drinking Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1554\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?resize=500%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Cheers!\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Cheers.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a>Can\u2019t make it to The Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Party?\u00a0 Well, that sucks for you.\u00a0 But have no fear\u2026we got your back with our play at home game.\u00a0 How can you make the Draft better, you ask in amazement?\u00a0 By playing The Big Red Sports Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Drinking Game.\u00a0 It&#8217;s fun, it&#8217;s easy, guaranteed to impress the ladies,\u00a0and you can play at home or at your favorite watering hole.\u00a0 Here are the rules:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>1.<\/strong>\u00a0<b> <\/b><strong>Draft catchphrases.\u00a0 <\/strong>There are certain phrases you only hear during the Draft.\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 We don&#8217;t know, but we love them.\u00a0 For this reason alone, we\u00a0give ESPN the slight lean over the NFL Network for your draft day coverage.\u00a0 That, and,\u00a0Kiper.\u00a0 Duh, winning!<\/p>\n<p>The following phrases are worth a shot of beer:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Raw talent<\/li>\n<li>Off-the-field or character issues<\/li>\n<li>Live arm<\/li>\n<li>High motor<\/li>\n<li>Straight line speed<\/li>\n<li>Great Value<\/li>\n<li>Upside<\/li>\n<li>Best player available<\/li>\n<li>Intangibles or Measurables<\/li>\n<li>Trade Down<\/li>\n<li>War Room<\/li>\n<li>New Regime<\/li>\n<li>Read-Option<\/li>\n<li>Edge Rusher<\/li>\n<li>Gets to the Second Level<\/li>\n<li>Quick feet<\/li>\n<li>Plays in Space<\/li>\n<li>Advanced Stats\u00a0(*new for 2016)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>2. \u00a0Videos\/references.<\/strong> \u00a0Each of these are beer-finishing worthy:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Reference to Mel&#8217;s hair<\/li>\n<li>Player on-stage photo-op with family\/entourage of 15+<\/li>\n<li>Reference to Cleveland Browns front office ineptitude\u00a0(cough, Trent Richardson, cough, Brandon Weedon, cough, Johnny Manziel)<\/li>\n<li>First shot of Drew Rosenhaus in his newest client&#8217;s living room<\/li>\n<li>First player to cry when their name is called<\/li>\n<li>Reference to when Tom Brady was drafted (we&#8217;ll also accept Brady&#8217;s Combine picture)<\/li>\n<li>Reference to Aaron Rodgers draft day slide<\/li>\n<li>Video of Brady Quinn in the green room<\/li>\n<li>Video of Bill Tobin&#8217;s infamous &#8220;who the hell is Mel Kiper?&#8221; interview during the &#8217;94 Draft<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>3.\u00a0 On the Clock Chug.\u00a0<\/strong> When\u00a0<i>your team<\/i>\u00a0is on the clock, you have to finish a full beer before the pick is called.\u00a0 Note:\u00a0 if your team trades down, they\u2019re on the clock twice, meaning that\u2019s two full beers.\u00a0 Cowboy up, it\u2019s the Draft!<\/p>\n<p>Basically, if it doesn&#8217;t look like this than you&#8217;re probably doing it wrong&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2157\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug.gif?resize=350%2C265&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Beer Chug\" width=\"350\" height=\"265\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Or this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug-2.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2158\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Beer-Chug-2.gif?resize=500%2C281&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Beer Chug 2\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can\u2019t make it to The Machine&#8217;s Draft Day Party?\u00a0 Well, that sucks for you.\u00a0 But have no fear\u2026we got your back with our play at home game.\u00a0 How can you make the Draft better, you ask in amazement?\u00a0 By playing &hellip; 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