{"id":1903,"date":"2014-11-04T22:38:14","date_gmt":"2014-11-05T03:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=1903"},"modified":"2014-11-04T22:39:43","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T03:39:43","slug":"tuesday-teabag-november-4-2014-jose-canseco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=1903","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Teabag, November 4, 2014 – Jose Canseco"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s an Election Day Teabag!\u00a0 We hope you exercised your meaningless<\/span> constitutional right to vote for your corrupt, gerrymandered, whoremongering, self-important, piggish<\/span>, trusted elected officials.\u00a0 Voting is about as relevant as June baseball.\u00a0 But somehow, every November, we get all \u2018Merica and run to the polls, thinking that this year, it\u2019ll be different.\u00a0 This year, they will listen to us.\u00a0 It\u2019s only later we realize we were used, and all they wanted was our money without delivering on any of their promises.\u00a0 Kind of like being a Cleveland Browns fan.\u00a0 Anyway, time to get off our political soapbox and on to our Teabag.<\/p>\n

We know it\u2019s been a while since our last Teabag.\u00a0 We know our valid excuses of kids, real job, and Mrs. Machine\u2019s constant need for attention (just kidding baby, you know you\u2019re the best) falls on deaf ears.\u00a0 But there\u2019s nothing like kids being asleep by 8:00<\/span> a washed up professional athlete shooting his finger off to get us back in the mood.\u00a0 Comeuppance for meatheads always gets our attention.\u00a0 And with that, we present to you Jose Canseco.<\/p>\n

\"Meathead<\/a>

Meathead 101: Bicep tat (check), tank top (check), hair product (check)<\/p><\/div>\n

One could argue that Jose\u2019s post-baseball career hasn\u2019t exactly turned out as he expected.\u00a0 You could also argue it\u2019s turned out exactly as we expected.\u00a0 Canseco, the posterchild for baseball\u2019s steroid era, didn\u2019t exactly garner favor amongst his peers when he published his book, Juiced:\u00a0 Wild Times, Rampant \u2018Roids, Smash Hits & How Baseball Got Big, or 2008\u2019s follow up:\u00a0 Vindicated.\u00a0 Besides writing books (we\u2019re being very liberal with the use of the word writing) Jose has engaged in a series of sad public appearances, including Celebrity Apprentice (he got fired), Celebrity Boxing (he got knocked out), and MMA (he got knocked the fuck out).\u00a0 Take a look:<\/p>\n