{"id":1692,"date":"2014-09-04T14:14:01","date_gmt":"2014-09-04T18:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=1692"},"modified":"2014-09-07T18:51:38","modified_gmt":"2014-09-07T22:51:38","slug":"week-1-picks-against-humanity-the-spread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigredsportsmachine.com\/?p=1692","title":{"rendered":"Week 1 Picks Against Humanity (The Spread)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buckle up for another exciting year of professional handicapping action brought to you by the finest collection of degenerates we could find! \u00a0Ginger King is the reigning champ, putting on a furious late-season rally to overtake Dr. Mike. \u00a0This year we&#8217;ve added another &#8220;Joe&#8221; (Big Daddy) to the rotation to help tilt the balance of power against Rage and Ginger (aka, the BRSM Pro&#8217;s). \u00a0Will it help?&#8230;.we doubt it, but only one way to find out:<\/p>\n<table width=\"434\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" colspan=\"15\" width=\"395\"><strong>WEEK 1<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" colspan=\"15\" width=\"395\"><strong>THE GAMES (Home team in CAPS)<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Date &amp; Time<\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Favorite<\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"76\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Spread<\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Underdog<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Thurs 8:30 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">SEATTLE<\/td>\n<td>5.5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Green Bay<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">New England<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">4.5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">MIAMI<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">PITTSBURGH<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">6.5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Cleveland<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">New Orleans<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">3<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">ATLANTA<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">KANSAS CITY<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">4<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Tennessee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">BALTIMORE<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">1.5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Cincinnati<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">NYJ<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">5.5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Oakland<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">ST. LOUIS<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">4<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Minnesota<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">PHILADELPHIA<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">10<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Jacksonville<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">CHICAGO<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">7<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Buffalo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 1 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">HOUSTON<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">2.5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Washington<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 4:25 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">TAMPA BAY<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">1.5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Carolina<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 4:25 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">San Francisco<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">4.5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">DALLAS<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Sunday 8:30 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">DENVER<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">7.5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Indianapolis<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Monday 7:10 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">DETROIT<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">5<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">Giants<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"4\" width=\"95\">Monday 10:20 PM<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">ARIZONA<\/td>\n<td width=\"76\">3<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"5\" width=\"112\">San Diego<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table width=\"1024\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\" colspan=\"16\" width=\"1024\"><strong>THE (EXPERT) PICKS<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\" width=\"192\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Roid Rage<\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\" width=\"192\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Ginger King<\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\" width=\"192\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Dr. Mike<\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\" width=\"192\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Big Daddy<\/span><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\" width=\"192\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Vegas Vinny<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">W<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">L<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">T<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">W<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">L<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">T<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">W<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">L<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">T<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">W<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">L<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">T<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">W<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">L<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">T<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Last Year<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">131<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">117<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">8<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">135<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">113<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">8<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">132<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">116<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">8<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">121<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">127<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">8<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Season to-date<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<td width=\"64\">0<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"64\"><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">Green Bay<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">Green Bay<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">Green Bay<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">SEATTLE<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">Green Bay<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"64\"><\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">New England<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">MIAMI<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">New England<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">New England<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"3\">New 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