We know, Rex Ryan is a weekly shoe-in for a Tuesday Teabag (don\u2019t worry, you can be a multiple award winner).\u00a0 As if you need another reason to hate the Jets, they have the most overrated, loud mouth, all talk no action Coach in the NFL\u2026perhaps in all sports (Ozzie Guillen may have something to say about that).<\/p>\n
Look, there\u2019s no one that loves to talk shit more than The Machine.\u00a0 If trash talking were an Olympic Sport, The Machine is Michael Phelps.\u00a0 But listen, to succeed in the art of trash talking (and believe us, it is an art) you must back it up.\u00a0And that’s what Rex fails to understand.<\/p>\n
Rex n effect has been talking trash forever.\u00a0 When he first arrived in NY, it was mildly entertaining.\u00a0 He made it to back-to-back AFC Championship games, so he had some room to talk.\u00a0 He wore a wig to poke fun at his (equally overrated) brother Rob.\u00a0 Christ, he wrote a book about how the Jets are the real New York team.<\/p>\n
Now, he\u2019s all talk with no results (how long ago do those playoff appearances fee?).\u00a0 All of his bold moves and pronouncements have been complete and utter failures.\u00a0 Making Santonio Holmes a Captain?\u00a0 Failure.\u00a0 Tim Tebow?\u00a0 Failure.\u00a0 Foot-gate?\u00a0 Jury\u2019s still out on that one (The Machine has a slight cougar foot fetish).\u00a0 Now, in his latest effort to bring relevancy to the Jets, he declared that Darrelle Revis would not go on IR because, if the Jets make it to the Super Bowl, he may be healthy enough to play.\u00a0 That was right before the Jets got absolutely smoked at home to the Niners, 34-0.\u00a0 For a man that prides himself on defense, you gave up 34 points at home to an Alex Smith led offense.\u00a0\u00a0 Horrible.<\/p>\n
Sure, you\u2019re in first place at 2-2, but not for long. \u00a0Your strategy of talking shit to take the heat off you\u2019re your players has, like your use of the Wildcat, been a complete disaster.\u00a0 Instead, your antics have caused derision and resentment to run rampant through the locker room.\u00a0 However, do you think Rex will finally learn to shut up and just coach?\u00a0 Of course not.\u00a0 Instead, look for Jabba the Hut to find new ways to create attention.<\/p>\n
What will Rex do, you ask?\u00a0 It\u2019s simple:\u00a0 he\u2019ll start Tim Tebow.\u00a0 It\u2019s the biggest attention-grabbing stunt he can pull (unless you want to release some more home movies starring Mrs. Ryan).\u00a0 It\u2019s his last trump card, and it will lead to a total clusterfuck.\u00a0 Not only will he destroy the season (come on, no matter how many WWJD bracelets this guy wears, he\u2019s not an NFL quarterback) but it will cause irreparable damage with Mark Sanchez.\u00a0 However, it will get ESPN to have a full time, round the clock crew following the Jets.\u00a0 And that\u2019s the only thing Rex is good at.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
We know, Rex Ryan is a weekly shoe-in for a Tuesday Teabag (don\u2019t worry, you can be a multiple award winner).\u00a0 As if you need another reason to hate the Jets, they have the most overrated, loud mouth, all talk … Continue reading