In fact, this weeks Teabag Award(s) goes to all the Manziel\u00a0haterz!\u00a0 The little kids in our off-shore factory will be working OT this week to keep up with the orders! Quite frankly there are too many names to name in this mess (I\u2019m looking at you Mark May, Brian Urlacher, Jessie Palmer\u2026and hell, the NCAA while I\u2019m at it).\u00a0<\/p>\n
Watching the\u00a0post-game talking heads rant on about how awful Johnny Manziel is you\u2019d think he just sucker-punched<\/a> a cop, dropped some angel-dust<\/a> with Aaron Hernandez, or tried to decapitate<\/a>\u00a0another player on the field.\u00a0 It got to the point where even The Machine had to unplug from the vitriol and angst being shot Manziel\u2019s way, and we love a good verbal beat down, hello!\u00a0 But with Manziel\u00a0you can\u2019t unplug and make it go away. Nay, Johnny Manziel is a SportsCenter-scroll sensation!\u00a0 A television-ratings goldmine!\u00a0 A merchandise-moving machine!\u00a0 An NCAA needle-mover!\u00a0 He is the guy that can make ESPN say \u201cTim Tebow who\u201d?!…..Oh and he is also a hell of a football player.\u00a0 Christ, his nickname is Johnny Football after all!\u00a0<\/p>\n For those of you living under a rock (or worse, on some shitty family camping trip without WIFI) here is a recap of this weekends highlights: (bang it here<\/a>\u00a0to read about Johnny\u2019s offseason awesomeness) After serving his joke one-half suspension -more\u00a0on that in a minute- Johnny entered the third quarter and made short order of the Rice defense; moving the ball and scoring at will (3 TD\u2019s on 6 completions\u2026pretty efficient).\u00a0 He also gave us these on-the-field celebrations\/taunts:\u00a0<\/p>\n