Mock Draft (Ginger King 1.0)

Welcome to Mock City, USA!!!  The Machine is back and ready to do what we do best: dropping draft knowledge.  You may ask yourself, “hey Machine, why is this your first mock of the year?  I read [insert lame sports website] and they’re on their 5th version.  What gives?  You getting soft on us?”

First:  there’s nothing soft when we’re talking the Draft.  Second, I’m here to tell you that, any mock draft before March 7, 2016 is complete and utter bullshit.  Why?  Because that’s when free agency starts, and free agency shapes the draft.  Teams fil their needs first through free agency, then the draft.  You think the Texans are picking a quarterback after signing Brock Osweiler?  Think the Jets are looking at running back in the First Round after signing Matt Forte?  Exactly.

Those bitches at those other sites will lure you in with their fancy mocks and “expert” info…but the reliability of their information is on par with a Trump rally.

Here at the Big Red Sports Machine…we won’t insult your intelligence by posting bullshit mocks months ahead of time.  Sure, we read them all, but that’s not the point.  We respect the Draft too much.  And with that, let’s jump right in to our first round.

Round 1 Team Pick Position
1 Tennessee Titans Laremy Tunsil (Ole Miss) OL
2 Cleveland Browns Carson Wentz (North Dakota St.) QB
3 San Diego Chargers DeForest Buckner (Oregon) DE
4 Dallas Cowboys Jalen Ramsey (FSU) CB
5 Jacksonville Jaguars Myles Jack (UCLA) LB
6 Baltimore Ravens Ronnie Stanley (Notre Dame) OL
7 San Francisco 49ers Jared Goff (Cal) QB
8 Philadelphia Eagles Vernon Hargreaves (Florida) CB
9 Tampa Bay Bucs Joey Bosa (OSU) DE
10 New York Giants Laquan Treadwell (Ole Miss) WR
The anti-Johnny Football.

The anti-Johnny Football.

11 Chicago Bears Jack Conklin (MSU) OL
12 New Orleans Saints Corey Coleman (Baylor) WR
13 Miami Dolphins Ezekiel Elliot (OSU) RB
14 Oakland Raiders Sheldon Rankins (Louisiana) DT
15 St. Louis Rams Paxton Lynch (Memphis) QB
16 Detroit Lions Reggie Ragland (Alabama) LB
17 Atlanta Falcons Leonard Floyd (Georgia) LB
18 Indianapolis Colts Taylor Decker (OSU) OL
19 Buffalo Bills Robert Nkemdiche (Ole Miss) DE
20 New York Jets Jarran Reed (Alabama) DT
No one's stock is falling faster than Nkemdiche. Will he stay in the first round?

Top 5 talent…but no one’s stock is falling faster than Nkemdiche. Will he stay in the first round?

21 Washington Redskins Darren Lee (OSU) LB
22 Houston Texans Andrew Billings (Baylor) DT
23 Minnesota Vikings Chris Jones (Miss St.) DE
24 Cincinnati Bengals Will Fuller (Notre Dame) WR
25 Pittsburgh Steelers Eli Apple (OSU) CB
26 Seattle Seahawks Noah Spence (Eastern Kentucky) DE
27 Green Bay Packers A’Shawn Robinson (Alabama) DT
28 Kansas City Chiefs William Jackson (Houston) CB
29 Arizona Cardinals Shaq Lawson (Clemson) DE
30 Carolina Panthers Josh Doctson (TCU) WR
31 Denver Broncos Germain Ifedi (Texas A&M) OL
4.32 40 = First round.

4.32 40 = First round.

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